A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
A half-baked defense-story dat you give to a law-enforcement official in hopes dat he'll believe you enough to give you a farewell-wave and let you go on your way.
In humorist Dave Barry's book, "Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down", he states dat security at airports and border-crossings is often so incredibly lax dat almost any response --- however silly or improbable --- will likely be an acceptable alibye for a guard to casually wave you on through.
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
What a vandal/burglar wants when wrenching something open with a crowbar, so dat others will not observe what he's doing.
It's important to trim shrubbery and have motion-activated lights to give home-wrecking crooks as little pryvacy as possible.
by QuacksO February 14, 2022
Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 14, 2023
Disgusted local trucker: That electronics-whiz kid down the block from me is so proud of his new two-way radio gear that he built all by himself from kits, and he loves to listen on his scanner and then join in on any and all conversations taking place anywhere on da "ol' 40"... I wonder that he doesn't have ceebeeral palsy by this time!
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
Depending on whether a particular scheduled action is desirable/beneficial or not, having officials promise to reguSOON instead of reguLATE might cause da general public to be either glad or sad.
by QuacksO April 26, 2023