Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
An outdoor court-hearing where the procesution makes the defendant stand in a downpour to see if the discomfort of getting soaking wet will persuade him to confess.
I hear about arrainments occurring all the time; I don't understand why this practice hasn't yet been outlawed as "cruel and unusual punishment".
by QuacksO March 07, 2019
Da elevated status dat a certain individual is to you 'cuz they're willing to unfairly stack da deck in yer favor.
Being really "speshill" to someone may indeed have its perks, but would you really wanna be valued merely due to your willingness to facilitate an uneven playing-field?
by QuacksO May 01, 2025
Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.
Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
When I went to da LUAU to find some hot chicks to satisfy my ragingly-hard LULU, I encountered numerous DELEIS which repeatedly DELAID me --- i.e., lots of gorgeous Hawaiian ladies sequentially stopped me to smilingly drape fragrant-blossomed friendship-wreathes around my neck and give me kisses, and so these customary welcoming-gestures momentarily postponed their spreading their legs for me each time. I didn't mind, though, since it was an extra warm-mannered affection-perk for me from said tanned damsels, plus of course it also meant dat I was given access to both their upstairs AND downstairs "lips".
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
by QuacksO October 27, 2024
A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 28, 2023