QuacksO's definitions

Sandyeggo

A coastal city in California where they bury waffles at the beach for kiddies to find, like an Easter-egg hunt.

Sandyeggos could also refer to a lady at a nude beach who doesn't bother using a beach-towel. So if you wanna "squeeze theeze", you should bring a pail of water and a washcloth to thoroughly wope the rock-particles off of the gal's "eggos" before you start eagerly kneading them.

by QuacksO December 23, 2019

raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.

Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.

by QuacksO February 22, 2021

Anglo-Zaxxon

A UK-based human who loves retro video games.

To avoid becoming a total Anglo-Zaxxon, one should spend da majority of his time outdoors and doing constructive things.

by QuacksO July 15, 2025

labiaratory

A chemical-research center where they perform experiments and research on girly-junk.

Just da same as a "tobacco-free campus" most definitely does NOT mean dat da faculty will hand out free cigarettes to their attendees, a lustful stud might suffer a similar disappointment from volunteering to work at a microscopes-and-test-tubes establishment because he'd misheard it as being a "labiaratory" --- da female students and/or staffpeople are probably NOT gonna "drop their drawers" just so dat he can "study" them "down there"!

by QuacksO January 26, 2025

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019

foregiveness

Not being taken to task for playing golf.

Goldfinger and Bob Stuyvesant both expect foregiveness from others for their game-cheating and slacking off, respectively.

by QuacksO July 22, 2025

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021