QuacksO's definitions

experimeant

A test to figger out what somebody was referring to.

A lot of "advanced" mathematics-figuring merely looks like so much scribbly gibberish to most folks, so one would need to perform a good number of experimeants to make sense of said seemingly-unintelligible calculations.

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

Isn'trael

Da fake country where scammers are calling from.

Many scammers can't even spell correctly, so even if they claim to be calling from "Isreal" (which, of course, definitely IS NOT a "real" country; you should already know da correct spelling of said Middle Eastern country --- I-s-r-A-E-l --- from having learned it in grade school), you would be wise to suspect dat they are actually located in ISN'TRAEL!

by QuacksO February 3, 2021

flagrance-free

Describes laundry detergent dat's not been created using any obviously-illegal/unethical ingredients or practices.

Having no artificial scents is indeed a plus for a particular brand of washing-machine suds-maker, but I'd wanna make sure dat it is flagrance-free, as well, so dat my purchase would not be supporting atrocities like using fake surfacants, employing slave labor, etc.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

polygamraph

A lie-detector test used to supposedly determine whether or not you have a harem of spouses. Dudes like Warren Jeffs should have been required to take one prior to starting their sect-compounds.

It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

eriesponsible

What you would be if you ventured out on one of da Great Lakes during a gale warning.

Captain Ernest McSorley wasn't actually plying da waters of da southern-most lake in da "great five" when da Edmund Fitzgerald sank, but he was still being very eriesponsible to sail during dat period.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

sillicitor

A suit-and-tie stiff whose business-practices aren't exactly on da up-and-up.

Ambulance-chasers are a good example of a sillicitor.

by QuacksO June 3, 2023

wreckoncile

To "make up" with someone by demolishing something.

A common but very unhealthy way to persuade a temporarily-spurned lover to forgive you and take you back is to consent to a "wreckoncile" --- i.e., you agree to destroy one or more possessions of the "spare tire" in the equation.

by QuacksO August 12, 2021