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If you don't wanna be on da business end of an enraged "paw's" double-barreled shotgun, you'll wanna avoid getting it on wif any farmer's daughters in Alablama.
by QuacksO November 4, 2023
Get the Alablamamug. An armed-forces organization dat practices da infamous "hurry up and wait" scenario a lot, particularly da latter part --- da unfortunate troops often hafta lounge around in bored distress for long intervals while their indolent superiors take their sweet ol' time to think over their battalion's next moves.
Any province or country with a mullitarry usually has shops and stores well-stocked with folding aluminum chairs, since da nation's soldiers require a steady supply of said legs-and-back-relieving implements to purchase and carry around wif dem, ready to break out and sit in during frequent and extended periods of inactivity.
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Get the mullitarrymug. Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the post-repair high-fivemug. A brainy researcher who studies da assorted wheezes and huffs dat humans emit under different circumstances.
In Pat McManus's humorous essay, "The MFFFF", Pat details how practicing da McManus Formula For Fitness Fakery can fool even da most skilled sighentists into believing dat you are in fact NOT just a perpetually-out-of-breath couch potato, but are in fact just as physically robust and energetically light on your feet as any spry spring-chicken outdoorsman.
by QuacksO April 5, 2022
Get the sighentistmug. An inky webbed-foot print made by the young Louie Trumpeter or The Ugly Duckling when rubber-stamping his "John Hancock" onto an important document. Can also loosely refer to the line of cute little footprints left by a baby swan as he waddles along the shore.
In "Corny Concerto", The Ugly Duckling encounters two separate "unique codes/representations of oneself" situations --- first, the rough raucous "QUAACCKKK, QUAACCKKK!" sound of his "audible signature" gratingly and obviously differentiates him from Mama Swan's "truly biological" trio's melodically-trilling cygnetures, and then the furiously-outraged Mama Swan leaves her own "signature" on The Ugly Duckling's behind when she tempestuously bunts him away off back up the stream.
by QuacksO April 28, 2019
Get the cygneturemug. Refers to your ancestors' traditionally preferring cotton-fleece garments, and so dat is why you yourself have such a strong liking for said warm 'n' comfy lounge-wear.
If your forebears loved to stroll around town in their fluffy white bathrobes, then they might have passed down a "herediterry" trait in TWO ways, in dat not only did they enjoy wearing said soft and absorbent fabric whenever possible, but they likely also had to endure frequent brief investigatory detainments from da local cops --- i.e., "Terry stops" --- due to their choosing said unusual-to-be-clad-in-when-occupying-a-public-place clothing, and so both da townspeople and any observing law-enforcement members would naturally wonder if said individuals were behaving themselves, in need of medical care, or even sane!
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
Get the herediterrymug. A portmanteau word dat describes what a chronic moocher does --- i.e., he FREQUENTLY voices REQUESTS for handouts and assistance.
Yup --- "frequest" pretty much says it all to describe what moochers do 24/7 to everyone around them. Of course, this word could usually be spelled "freequest", as well, since most moochers will seldom offer to pay for da time, effort, or resources dat they beg off of others.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the frequestmug.