When your NEWmonia has progressed to the point where you're starting to get over it, and so the illness has grown rather "old".
It's easy to know when your NEWmonia is starting to become OLDmonia, since your poop will begin smelling strongly of AMmonia as your immune system begins successfully kicking the "baddies" outta yer blood.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Tiffany and I have a "reasonable 'n' realistic" approach to our cuddly-companions friendship --- we always strive to be sensible with our budgets and meal-choices. She and I try to keep expenses down and we both love sardines and hard-boiled hen's eggs, anyway, and so we have zero cravings for a "roemance".
by QuacksO November 15, 2023
To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.
by QuacksO December 13, 2023
To uninhibitedly affirm da truth of a statement due to your having downed too many Extra Golds and/or Silver Bullets.
Alcohol can totally affect a normally-sensible person's state of mind and cause him to commit unwise actions --- da white man's successfully getting da Native Americans to sign over their land while they were drunk surely coorroborates this fact.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021