Definitions by QuacksO

skeptickle 

How someone is when you try to assure him dat you weren't trying to tickle him.

Little sister: I was just feeling around on your tummy to see if I'd found all of the peanuts I'd dropped --- honest!
Amused big brother: Yeah, yeah, yeah --- SURE you were! Despite all your assurances to the contrary, I am still highly skeptickle! :P

skeptickle by QuacksO October 13, 2023

arachronism 

Something "frightfully" incorrect chronologically --- i.e., appearing before its time in history --- in a movie or documentary regarding spiders.

Da middle-school-play production of da early-50's-era classic "Charlotte's Web" showed one of da main characters using a cell phone --- what an arachronism!

arachronism by QuacksO October 13, 2023

asswhole

Someone who's a jerk 100% through, not just somewhat.

Tronald Dump is a true asswhole.

asswhole by QuacksO October 13, 2023

rezoom 

Get back up to hurtling forwards after a period of slower travel.

Da cop only gave me a warning instead of a speeding ticket, so I had better take care not to rezoom for da remainder of my trip.

rezoom by QuacksO October 13, 2023

leather, rinse, repeat

Describes an extended interval of kinky sex dat includes periodic showers throughout said session.

I prefer just calm and normal intercourse --- no "leather, rinse, repeat" for me, thank you very much!

leather, rinse, repeat by QuacksO October 13, 2023

killogram 

Da ~2.2 pounds of flesh (hey, da original play was written a long time ago --- we gotta adjust for inflation, right???) dat a modern-day Shylock would have wanted to cut from Antonio's chest nearest da heart, which of course would have had fatal results.

Da term "killogram" could also refer to da Western-Union-type letter dat Achmed would send to someone.

killogram by QuacksO October 13, 2023

sanonymous

Equivalent to being incognito.

An excellent example of being "sanonymous" is how ex-Prez Reagan infamously either feigned laryngitis or used da noisy Air Force One helicopter to drown out voices during unwelcome reporter-questioning ("Mr. President, the public has a right to know what you knew about Iran-Contra, and when you knew it."), so dat nobody could prove whether he himself had actually said da answers or not.

sanonymous by QuacksO October 12, 2023