QuacksO's definitions

bullyache

To whine in an aggressively-manipulative manner to try to pressure others to do your bidding.

The local rioffraff can bullyache to me all they want about needing emergency cash for some family-crisis --- I am NOT shelling out my hard-earned money just so that they can get their drugs or go on shopping-sprees!

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

pieoneer

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.

My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.

by QuacksO January 28, 2020

interlewd

A "between major events" time-period when off-color subject-matter either takes place or is discussed.

Slick Willie's presidency was a notorious interlewd between Father and Son Bush's terms.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

inchoire

To ask about something in regard to singing in church.

I'd like to inchoire how such horridly-off-key and gratingly-out-of-tune individuals ever were permitted to sing in da local Sunday services!

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018