Definitions by QuacksO
patroll
An ill-tempered entity who needlessly/selfishly guards a bridge against various-sized horned-but-harmless herbivores who merely wish to cross over it to graze in da fields on da other side.
Maybe if da Three Billy Goats Gruff had waited till nightfall, they could have stealthily TIPtoed (not clumpingly "trip-toed") across to greener pastures while da bridge's cantankerous gatekeeper was snoozin' --- one would assume dat he'd have had to sleep sometime; he couldn't keep up his patroll duties 24/7!
petrolleum
Da real reason dat da infamously-ill-tempered under-bridge resident didn't want da different-sized herbivore-trio to noisily galumph across said water-spanning device --- i.e., said cranky entity had discovered a deposit of "Texas tea" in da vicinity, and didn't want anyone else to find out about it.
If da "stingy wif da bridge-passes" monster had opened a petrolleum station at one end of da bridge, perhaps da three goats might have used a vehicle to travel over to da greener pastures on da other side, rather than "trip-trapping" over said walkway on foot.
petrolleum by QuacksO May 3, 2026
Reapublican
Da "elephant in da room" Congressional-party dat just wants to gleefully "harvest" da yummy field-grass dat their toilingly-industrious "other side of da aisle" counterparts --- i.e., da "Demowcrats" --- have just cut down in preparation for storing away in da barn.
Da "Demowcrats" are da "little red hen" Congressional party, in dat they are da only ones who perform all of da laborious crops-management, whereas their Reapublican Capitol Hill counterparts just wanna gleefully "harvest" da proceeds of said hard work.
Reapublican by QuacksO May 3, 2026
Demowcrats
Da "little red hen" Congressional party --- i.e., they are da ones who perform all of da laborious crops-management, while their Reapublican counterparts just wanna gleefully "harvest" da proceeds of said hard work.
After planting, watering, and tending feed-grasses all spring and summer unassisted, da DeMOWcrats asked fer help wif cutting down da hay-stalks, but da Reapublicans --- or rather, da "Republican'ts" --- all indolently said, "Not I." So da Democrats did said timothy-and-alfalfa gathering and baling themselves, as well, then asked who would help them EAT said succulent straw, whereupon their GOP colleagues all eagerly replied, "I will!" "I will!" "I will!"
Demowcrats by QuacksO May 3, 2026
comeuppets
Having to view several episodes of Grover and Miss Piggy seems like a reasonable comeuppets for criticizing da show as being "silly" or "lame".
comeuppets by QuacksO May 1, 2026