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Jack Dragnet

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.
To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.
by QuacksO November 8, 2019
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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Air B&B

Travel-accommodations offered at the famous "castle in the air".
An Air B&B sounds like an excellent source of "R&R", but would the prices for said accommodations be "sky-high"???
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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heresy hearsay

An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.
I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Peptalk-Bimbo

A verbal "medicine" of similar calming/soothing effectiveness to dat disgusting pink goo in a triangular-shaped bottle dat you get at Walgreen's; it involves your simply calling up a hot chick and having her confidently/encouragingly "cheer you on" through a difficult endeavor.
I needed to do a chilly/snowy outdoor-task in late Fall, so I called up my best friend and asked her for a little Peptalk-Bimbo while I wheezingly struggled through said gumption-guzzling endeavor.
by QuacksO November 13, 2019
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