If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.
by QuacksO June 11, 2020
What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.
Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Nitroglycerine.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.
by QuacksO December 07, 2023
A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Parking with a girl in a secluded area and sweet-talking her into climbing into da back seat is a classic sonario dat many humiliated parents know about all too well (and of course, like as not, dat's precisely how THEY THEMSELVES ended up conceiving said hot-in-da-crotch young stud to begin with)!
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
Two famous printed-media figures whose "hot 'n' spicy" reading-material can really "light yer fire".
I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.
by QuacksO April 21, 2025
A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017