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haastage

What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.
Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.
by QuacksO March 19, 2023
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oarganically grown

Planted and tended aboard a rowboat instead of on a motorized skiff.
Da double-ended dinghy Tidely-Idley was fitted with a make-and-break engine so dat Burt Dow didn't hafta paddle it when he went to fish for cod; his other boat was no longer launchable, and so he'd filled it with earth and planted geraniums and Indian peas --- does this mean dat said flowers were oarganically grown??
by QuacksO May 25, 2023
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purrpetrator

Everyone's favorite gluttonous smirky-faced tabby-cat is usually da purrpetrator of da assorted mishaps dat Jon Arbuckle often finds himself tangled up in, but then said rotund ball of fur usually gets out of taking responsibility for said debacles by simply looking cute and being snuggly, since he knows dat Jon is such a wimpy pushover.
by QuacksO May 28, 2020
mugGet the purrpetratormug.

exscream

So incredibly difficult/dangerous/unpleasant that you shriek in disgust/distress.
I diligently try to be sensible and careful in every facet oh my life so that hopefully no issue or problem I encounter will be (or become) an exscream circumstance.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
mugGet the HOWE did he make stitches so fast???mug.

floorgasm

When you lose your load from da delight of pressing elevator-buttons.
I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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Coorespondense

Verbal/written yackety-yack back and forth between two or more individuals while imbibing Silver Bullets.
Da term "Coorespondense" could also have a different meaning --- namely, dat you and your co-yackers are getting tipsy from all of da COORS beer dat you're drinking, and so your remarks in said conversation are really DENSE as far as clearly understanding da conversation.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
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