You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 01, 2019
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seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.
Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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unforetunate

How Auric Goldfinger ended up in da end when trying to cheat at golf.
Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
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pneumoania

A respiratory ailment caused by excessive "noisy" orgasming.
Hot chick who's exhaustedly gazing with puffy red eyes at her reflection in her bathroom mirror: Last night I had a "wild 'n' raucous" group-sex session with three well-hung guys, and now I have pneumoania.
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.
Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.
by QuacksO October 21, 2018
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inchoiry

A heavy-duty investigation in which detectives really "sing together" to ferret out da hidden details. Problem is dat if said sleuths are not all that vocally talented, then there might need to be a second series of witness-grillings to determine how said fact-finding production got so "out of tune".
Tronald Dump doesn't want too big an inchoiry into his past sordid dealings, since he might then have to "face da music" big time.
by QuacksO December 14, 2024
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