coworse

To attempt to trick or pressure someone to make a situation more serious or negative than it presently is.
If a policeman asks you to perform some action that seems illegal or unwise, it is usually best to refuse; he may merely be trying to coworse you.
by QuacksO July 03, 2023
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...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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quotea

A minimum-number requirement for how many passages in a book report, essay, etc. dat have to come from someone else.
Okay, explain this to me, please --- If I use part of someone else's literary composition in my writing assignment, that's plagiarism, but if I DON'T include da work of other authors, then I won't meet my quotea...??
by QuacksO April 25, 2024
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pituation

What you'll find yourself in if you eat lots of fruits with sizeable seeds in da centers.
A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
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theorhettically

What would be expected of hot-hunk Butler under normal/typical circumstances.
One could try to imagine theorhettically how Clark Gable's character would behave, but he was such a womanizing dandy that any notion of what he truly might do would likely just be "gone with the wind" before you even had a chance to voice said logical guess!
by QuacksO December 12, 2021
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outcum

Refers to whatever eventually transpires as a result of a dude's shooting his load.
Condoms should always be used during intercourse if a love/lust-crazed couple wants to avoid any undesirable outcums, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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Braidy Bill

A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
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