by QuacksO March 23, 2021
What you actually said ("more on"), but the nearby "moron" wif a chip on his shoulder wasn't listening/thinking properly.
You: This truck isn't filled with as much wood as it can safely carry --- we can add some moreon.
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.
Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021
Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
What Davy Crockett claimed to have done when he yelled his name at a charging wide-open-mouthed bruin, causing said ferocious hairy beast to be so frightened dat it just fell down and died.
After discovering dat Brer Rabbit's "laughin' place" was actually nothing but a nest of "bumbly-bees", Brer Fox and his huge lumbering "not exactly broke out wif brains" partner-in-crime felt like they "bearly made it out alive" after said angry buzz-bugs majorly swarmed them in response to their having naively shoved their unsuspecting heads straight into said striped stingers' nest-hole.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
I dunno if media-magnate Larry was stingy with his money, but he sure wasn't a skinflynt when it came to copiously plastering nude photos of voluptuous women all over his magazine-pages!
by QuacksO March 18, 2021