Definitions by QuacksO
Passasmartkeg
Da tiny central-Maine town where da residents "drink responsibly" from communal jugs of brain-enhancing cordial in order to "quench their thirst for knowledge", rather than just mindlessly swigging from "dumb" beverage-vessels dat only contains unremarkable low-quality "white-lightnin'" grog dat merely keeps everyone stupid and ignorant, like they do in da town next door.
If da townspeople of PassaSMARTkeg and PassaDUMBkeg got together for a baked bean supper, they would likely all hafta run down to da PASSAGASSAWAKEG River in to collectively "relieve da pressure" afterwards. (Nobody light a match!)
Passasmartkeg by QuacksO March 19, 2024
local Lauren forcement
Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.
local Lauren forcement by QuacksO March 17, 2024
statusfactory
Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.
statusfactory by QuacksO March 17, 2024
unforetunate
Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.
unforetunate by QuacksO March 16, 2024
unfordtunate
What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
unfordtunate by QuacksO March 16, 2024
valleyant efforts
Da exceptional lengths dat are gone to in an effort to reach an end-goal related to a canyon or ravine.
After over a month of valleyant efforts, I finally managed to install a long line of metal rungs on a hillside so dat people could more-easily climb up and down said slope.
valleyant efforts by QuacksO March 16, 2024