All I got in my parents' will was the family barber shop --- what a crappy-a** inhairitance! I greatly value my personal space and wish to extend da same consideration to others, so I totally detest both having my own mop trimmed AND trying to perform such tedious and claustrophobic tasks on anyone else.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Considering dat da evil Queen smashed her silvered-glass appearance-checker in crybaby fury when it gave her news dat she didn't like, it was a total mirrorcle dat said reflective visage-viewer could later continue telling her about da relative attractiveness of herself compared to Snow White.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.
"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.
Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
Shocking/unconventional/non-conformist beliefs or behavior practiced by a female recipient of an estate, business, or other valuable consideration.
Paris Hilton has surely participated in more than her fair share of heiressy over da past couple decades!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Da super-enthralling action of relocating your no-longer-significant-other to a distant locale dat you wish you could do, so dat you could avoid awkwardly running into him around town after your breakup.
Getting a hundred-yards separation-order against a former lover might be hootin'-'n'-hollerin' entertaining in itself, but making him move far away from you would probably be even more exsiting.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Refers to any pause or temporary postponement of a minor action (speaking, standing up or shifting your position while seated or in bed, switching on/off a light or music device, performing a "noisy" task like moving furniture or operating a motorized household device, etc.) that a thoughtful considerate individual performs (often with a moderate taxing of his own patience/bodily comfort) so as to avoid/minimize the startling/distressing impact of said action on one or more other nearby humans, such as a slumbering partner who is super-exhausted and/or is in a lot of pain or other acute bodily discomfort that he feels whenever he's awake, and thus the only time he has relief is when he's actually asleep.
Cool dude #1: Geez, buddy --- why da awkward limp and droopy shoulders?!?!???
Cool dude #2: (groaning in pain as he hobbles over to sit beside his friend to watch the ball game with him): Oh, just da classic "courtesy delay" woes, pal... I was sitting cross-legged on the grass with my girlfriend, and she had fallen asleep with her head in my lap... I knew she'd been up since 3 a.m. to help her mom care for her colicky baby brother, and so naturally, Mr. Soft-Hearted here couldn't bear to wake her up by changing position, and so I just hadda sit motionless on the cold hard ground with my muscles going numb and cramping up for half an hour till she finally came awake to turn over herself.
Cool dude #2: (groaning in pain as he hobbles over to sit beside his friend to watch the ball game with him): Oh, just da classic "courtesy delay" woes, pal... I was sitting cross-legged on the grass with my girlfriend, and she had fallen asleep with her head in my lap... I knew she'd been up since 3 a.m. to help her mom care for her colicky baby brother, and so naturally, Mr. Soft-Hearted here couldn't bear to wake her up by changing position, and so I just hadda sit motionless on the cold hard ground with my muscles going numb and cramping up for half an hour till she finally came awake to turn over herself.
by QuacksO August 23, 2017