Da tiny central-Maine town where da residents "drink responsibly" from communal jugs of brain-enhancing cordial in order to "quench their thirst for knowledge", rather than just mindlessly swigging from "dumb" beverage-vessels dat only contains unremarkable low-quality "white-lightnin'" grog dat merely keeps everyone stupid and ignorant, like they do in da town next door.
If da townspeople of PassaSMARTkeg and PassaDUMBkeg got together for a baked bean supper, they would likely all hafta run down to da PASSAGASSAWAKEG River in to collectively "relieve da pressure" afterwards. (Nobody light a match!)
by QuacksO March 20, 2024