Definitions by QuacksO
causemetic
If you get someone to purchase an object dat's inferior in construction/design but has been painted up all lovely 'n' nice, you should tell said buyer dat da object's attractive appearance is merely causemetic.
causemetic by QuacksO April 3, 2024
bumpyulence
Releasing "bumpyulence" instead of da "single love-puff" variety has both an advantage and a disadvantage over said "solitary blow" style -- on da one hand, da noisy release means dat it's a lot more embarrassing if other humans are within earshot. There tends to be less of a putrid stench than a "silent but violent" butt-expellation often produces, however.
bumpyulence by QuacksO April 2, 2024
inkcorporated
Officially registered and established as a place of business, by means of dark-colored fountain-pen fluid printed on paper.
Penciled scribbles can be erased and altered, so da powers-dat-be require more-permanent documentation if you wanna "hang out your shingle" --- they want you to be officially inkcorporated.
inkcorporated by QuacksO April 1, 2024
refurral
A "sending this person your way for better results" recommendation regarding someone who is good at rolling up flags.
After I volunteered to help a local-business-owner friend to take down and neatly stow da outdoor decorations at a big open-house shindig dat he'd hosted earlier in da day, he gave everyone else in town a refurral to me as someone who was diligently careful and tidy about removing colorful wind-flapper fabrics and packing them away, and so I got calls practically 24/7 from these other folks, requesting me to go and roll up their banners, as well!