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guyavanting

Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.
If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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blockture

One or more passages from an easy-to-read-font edition of da Good Book.
I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.
by QuacksO March 3, 2021
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sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Tai Babbleonia

A world-famous figure-skater who is also able to maintain a non-stop monologue during her performance on the ice.
I never cease to be amazed at how Tai Babbleonia can simultaneously concentrate on flawless blade-ballet and always think of what she's going to say next --- no "one track mind" for her, I guess!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
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arreignment

A court hearing to determine if either a prospective king is truly fit in all respects to be crowned, or to state accusations of significant misconduct on da part of a presently-ruling monarch, and then to hear da plea of said big-shot as to whether he is indeed guilty of said treasonous crimes .
If Napoleon had actually had to endure an arreignment for his assorted "wicked emperor" crimes, I imagine he would have been hard put to enter a "not guilty" plea, since he'd know that everyone was totally aware of his innumerable heinous wrongdoings.
by QuacksO January 28, 2021
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odominator

Da in-dash mileage-ticker dat rules yer life due to da high cost of gas.
I hate wasting gas, and so I obsessively watch my odominator when running errands around town to try to find da shortest routes.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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cramifications

Disciplinary/reactionary consequences you'll likely face for over-stuffing a space with objects or material.
Generally da cramifications for putting too many items in a bag or box will be said container's splitting open and messily spilling its contents all over da place.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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