Stands for "unauthorized local percussion expert", and refers to a self-possessed a**h**e living near you who fancies himself such a pro on da drums dat he plays dem from early morning, almost continuously all day, and late into da night, disturbing da public peace and keeping all his peace-'n'-quiet-loving neighbors awake till all hours.
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Citizen: Ooooooohhhh, brother --- there goes our u.l.p.e. bangin' on his confounded drums again! How can he play 'em all day and half da night like dat?! Don't his arms and wrists ever get sore? Doesn't he ever sleep???
Citizen: Ooooooohhhh, brother --- there goes our u.l.p.e. bangin' on his confounded drums again! How can he play 'em all day and half da night like dat?! Don't his arms and wrists ever get sore? Doesn't he ever sleep???
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!
by QuacksO June 05, 2019
A "tightly-controlled" type of "tool" in da shady-business world dat really "puts a twist" on da apparent nature of a speculation deal, and then leaves da unfortunate investors majorly "screwed", often because they unwittingly "bit" off more than they could chew.
A Ponzidriv business-model may indeed seem like a "snug-'n'-solid fit" when first starting out, but then after everything comes "unslotted" somewhere down da line, there's bound to be considerable "slippage" at multiple levels!
by QuacksO December 30, 2024
Da huge clamoring din of delighted squeaks 'n' squeals dat snow-romping kiddos raise whenever they hear dat steaming cups of sweetly-aromatic hot chocolate are in da offing.
In da "Polar Express" movie, both da children and da train's waiters created quite da lively cacaophony while da liquid-refreshments were being handed out during da trip to da North Pole.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
I absolutely detest tobacco and cigarettes, so I’d prefer not to visit any area of the world that’s within the Tropic of Cancer… I’ll take my “balmy climate” vacation on the southern side of the equator, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Funds dat you hafta shell out periodically to one or more "loose" hussies with whom you casually "got it on" sometime in da past.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy may indeed have gotten several "good leads" from da naively-name-revealing priest to whom he'd made da false "I have been with a loose woman" confession, but he should take care when following up on said leads --- he wouldn't wanna hafta pay "dallimony" to any of da gals if she did indeed let him into her pants.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
We're gonna have a real torNader in Washington if we start allowing da Chevy Corvair to be manufactured again.
by QuacksO March 16, 2021