hugz vs. squeeziz

An analysis-comparison of two super-heavenly embracing-procedures.
A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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stereo-heartbeat hug

What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
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Maxxeopolis

The lesser-known but much-larger "sister metropolis" to the city near the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.
If they make mini-sodas in Minneapolis, I wonder if they bottle large-size (i.e., 2- and 3-liter) containers of da fizzy libation in Maxxeopolis???
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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perilegal

"Grim grins" term for da batch of dangerous crap dat you'll likely get into if you either avail yourself of da services of an unlicensed law-consultant, or try practicing said field of employment yourself.
Fletcher Reede was formerly so forked-tongued dat even hiring him to merely write up a will or manage paperwork might have been a very "perilegal" undertaking!
by QuacksO November 29, 2023
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obitchuary

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)
Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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OUI = IOU

I never drink alcohol and I always try to drive very responsibly, so hopefully I should never hafta worry about da whole "OUI = IOU" debacle anytime I get pulled over for whatever reason.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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bewilldered

How an heir to an estate may likely feel during da probate process.
I was totally bewilldered when faced wif da task of settling my grandfather's estate, so I hired an attorney to handle da legal "ins 'n' outs".
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
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