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Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
Get the wandering menstrual mug.Monica Blewinsky may indeed have been approached by Slick Willie without her having actively seduced him at all, but her behavior and asking to keep "seeing him for sex" still seems awfully promisscuous to me!
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
Get the promisscuous mug.Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abuser mug.The shoddily.designed Ford Pinto was inflamous for exploding in a humongous fireball when rear-ended.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the inflamous mug.Means "classic clash". A simplified term for "ye typical state of perpetual chaos and/or constant acrimonious disagreement". Refers to any well-known type of dysfunctional relationship or partnership that is traditionally fraught with frequent strife and extended spells of loud/heated bickering. Usually used in a non-violent context to indicate verbal and emotional conflict only.
My brother and I have the clashic sibling relationship --- we holler and fight all the time, but we totally love each other to death.
by QuacksO November 22, 2011
Get the clashic mug.Da tiny safe-deposit cubby at da zip-code shop where ya always feel majorly furious every time you gotta pay da exorbitant renewal-fee every six months.
I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.
by QuacksO October 16, 2019
Get the p.o.'d box mug.An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
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