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arbitchration

Legal settlement procedures chaired by Judge Judy.
Ms. Sheindlin's arrogantly-imperious behavior and unfair rulings are obnoxious enough just in a regular court-setting, but I pale to think how horridly things would go if she actually handled arbitchration!
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
mugGet the arbitchrationmug.

encryptid

A not-commonly-known-about entity dat can only be seen by folks who "know da code".
Elliott tells his little sister Gertie dat, "Grown-ups can't see E.T. --- only little kids can see him." Gertie thinks dat said "Our space-man friend is an encryptid" assertion is just a bunch of hogwash, however.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
mugGet the encryptidmug.

ingreedyents

Cheap/surplus "fillers 'n' extenders" crap (think, water or soybean-cellulose) that money-hungry manufacturers add to "bulk up" the processed-food garbage they sell, without actually adding much if any nutritional value.
Before I buy any groceries other than just basic/simple staple-items like fruits/vegetables or plain cereal, I always check da info on da side or back of da package to see if da product contains any ingreedyents.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
mugGet the ingreedyentsmug.

calmmentary

Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.
I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!
by QuacksO December 24, 2020
mugGet the calmmentarymug.

susspect

Someone whom people think may be guilty, but he is so careful and laws-smart that he may be able to weasel out of a conviction.
Billy Flynn was able to dishonestly counsel Roxie and his other guilty-of-murder lady-clients into being really good susspects, and so he always got them off the hook.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
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He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
by QuacksO July 8, 2023
mugGet the He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!mug.

arrainment

An outdoor court-hearing where the procesution makes the defendant stand in a downpour to see if the discomfort of getting soaking wet will persuade him to confess.
I hear about arrainments occurring all the time; I don't understand why this practice hasn't yet been outlawed as "cruel and unusual punishment".
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
mugGet the arrainmentmug.

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