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spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.
Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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monthly cycle

Refers to any of the twelve new bikes that every woman in the world receives for free annually, evenly spaced out over the course of the year.
One of the biggest reasons that a guy has such a hard time understanding women is that they are always given twelve free bikes each year, whereas a guy hasta BUY a new bike any time he wants one. (Well, it MUST be true --- gals are always talking about their **monthly cycle**...!!!)
by QuacksO October 8, 2017
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Toyoda

Da brand of "daily driver" spaceship owned by everyone's favorite mini-alien.
On Earth, we have da Land Cruiser, so what model of ordinary-use vehicle would Toyoda manufacture for whizzing around da galaxy --- a "Space Cruiser"???
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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magistrait

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.
Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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beauhunting season

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.
Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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badassthetics

Da attractiveness of a person or object wif regards to how openly tough and/or rebellious it looks.
Da Achmedmobile has da ultimate in badassthetics.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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