Cool dude #1: Wow, nice set of pocket-jigs, Man! How'd ya get those?
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.
by QuacksO July 26, 2023
The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Da standard behavior/actions of a d**khead supervisor who incessantly bombards his harassled staff with elevtronic or printed-paper notices, reminders, etc.
I prefer to verbally inform my employees of business-related matters, but our senior vice-president has a totally different mem.o. --- he frequently interrupts us all throughout the workday with stupid petty-a** messages that he could just as easily tell us "all in one sitting" during our daily boardroom-luncheon.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.
Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!
by QuacksO January 28, 2024
Where you "skip a step" when doing something nice in return for the kindly assistance of someone else.
The classic pass-along favor in its simplest form involves three people (Persons A, B, and C), and works as follows: Person A assists/accommodates Person B in some way, and so Person B wishes to return the favor. At that particular time, though, Person A does not have a need for anything that involves the skills/abilities that Person B happens to possess. Person A, however, either owes Person C a favor or is tasked with providing Person C with frequent care/assistance, and so Person A requests Person B to do something nice/helpful for Person C, thus saving Person A from having to assist Person C on that occasion.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018