"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.
Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".
by QuacksO December 21, 2022
In an area of cattle-ranching, there is likely to be a noisily-jingling spurplus in some of da local stores and coffee-shops.
by QuacksO December 03, 2022
Da organized group of railroad engineers who collectively lobby for fair wages, job security, workplace safety, etc.
Just like da coalition of horse-drawn-wagon operators dat is now made up of truck-drivers, da Steamster's Union was originally composed of boiling-water-powered-locomotive engineers, but is now populated by operators of diesel-engine-equipped "iron horses".
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.
Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.
by QuacksO June 14, 2017
An "upper mucky-muck" position on da corporate ladder which requires/allows a staffperson holding said lofty title to direct assorted verbal barbs and snide remarks at his underlings.
Da stupidly-macho Red Green definitely held a manajeerial position over his initially-spineless and annoyingly-nerdy nephew Harold, but eventually Red had to grudgingly acknowledge dat Harold was actually much wiser and more sensible/realistic than he himself was.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
After riding Greyhound all night, I was literally unable to stand up for a while till I'd flexed my legs a lot and therefore "reminded" my leg-joints how to forcibly straighten out and allow me to get to my feet and stand normally again --- major case of amkneesia there!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
Sarcastic term for da powers-dat-be who are so "dense" --- i.e., lacking in common sense --- dat they must have sizeable chunks of slate-colored granite in their craniums instead of "gray matter".
Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022