Definitions by QuacksO

minuster

A b**ls**t pulpit-palaverer who causes his parishioners to either "leave lighter than they came" --- i.e., engage in major tithing --- or feel less positive/comforted overall after the sermon, when said tedious and lengthy bible-blathering session was supposed to make people feel happier.

Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart were infamous examples of minusters --- people found their sermons both upsetting and financially self-serving.

minuster by QuacksO April 24, 2026

receivedimental value

Closeness/comfort dat you gain from a vintage item dat you were given by someone a while ago.

Even if a treasured object was passed along to you at the discretion of a family member or close friend of a deceased person instead of by said individual himself/herself (or at his stated request to said executor to give the item to you), said wonderful heirloom can still have immense receivedimental value to you --- simply being warmly told, "I know that So-and-So would have wanted you to have this" can "mean the world" to the recipient of said treasured possession.

receivedimental value by QuacksO April 22, 2026

sentimetal value

What your Gramma's antique iron skillet or sterling-silver teapot is to you.

Since we installed oil heat in our home, we never have wood fires anymore, but we still keep our family's original fireplace-tools in their stand by the hearth; they're of great sentimetal value.

sentimetal value by QuacksO April 22, 2026

simulaytion

Getting it on with an AI-generated chick.

It's not cheating on your significant other to have sex with a silicone love-doll, since it's merely a simulaytion.

simulaytion by QuacksO April 22, 2026

waitness

An observer of a crime whom da court delays from testifying for extended periods.

Da term "waitness" could also refer to a WAITRESS who was a WITNESS when "s**t hit da fan".

waitness by QuacksO April 20, 2026

"Godfather" Trump

Our mafia-boss president. Hey, his first name even IS "Don".

Our puffed-up "Godfather" Trump commander-in-chief tried to stage a very-poorly-EXECUTED (if you'll pardon da morbid pun there) "attempt to bump him off by one of his own underlings", but few people actually believed it was a real assassination attempt, especially after learning dat multiple witnesses saw da alleged gunman getting into targeting-position on da nearby roof, but law-enforcement did nothing to stop him.

"Godfather" Trump by QuacksO April 20, 2026

Meil Missler!

Da shout of support/respect uttered by da few dumba** Americans who still think dat "Da Donald" is a viable/sensible commander-in-chief.

"Meil Missler!" could also equally be very derogatory and disapproving phrase for our current war-obsessed White-House resident --- said "man who would be king" loves to shoot lots of MISSILEs, yet most of them "MISS their marks by a MILE" as far as truly fostering world peace or even helping da world in general.

Meil Missler! by QuacksO April 20, 2026