Refers to whichever one was da "magic bullet" out of all da sperm-outflows dat you spurted inside a "willing" chick over a period of time --- i.e., which one got her knocked up.
I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
Da term "specktator" can also refer to someone who purchases da cheapest seats in da arena --- i.e., da ones in da very back of da room --- and thus is only able to see da actors/players as tiny dots because they are so far away.
by QuacksO March 19, 2022
Did Tennissee da same thing dat Arkansaw? Dunno, Alaska. Tenni saw Della wearing her brand New Jersey to da racquetball court.
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.
Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Savoring a female's "labiation" is all well and good --- said sumptuous fluid is produced by a gal of any sexual status. Da problem is dat said tasty secretions tend to be a powerful aphrodisiac to an already-horny stud, and so once he starts sticking his tongue in "down there", he may not be able to resist inserting another of his protruding bodily organs into dat same girly-orifice --- i.e., taking said chick's virginity.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
How come I'm not ever allowed by law to even throw a mild punch or to yell a threat or insult at someone, but yet any 0%!$&#!@ starched-suited dumb-a** preacher is perfectly "free 'n' welcome" to openly practice legalized weekly torture to his little heart's content --- bellowing all kinds of horrible derogatory criticisms at the members of his congregation about how awful/evil/selfish they are, and morbidly/angrily warning them of the catastrophic "hell 'n' brimstone" that "The Father" will hurl at them if they don't obediently and unquestioningly comply with His Directives???
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024