Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?
by QuacksO May 08, 2023
Get the hissterectomy mug.What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.
Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
Get the peniscillin mug.A small and annoying elf-like entity that uses Communist-themed tactics to cause malfunctions in equipment, delays, dissension in the ranks, cost-overruns, or other troublesome debacles.
I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Get the kremlin mug.Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
Get the Fed-ex mug.If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
by QuacksO May 13, 2021
Get the PM radio mug.Rescue workers should try to respond immediately to a "Mayday" call, so dat whatever emergency exits at dat time doesn't progress into a "Juneday" hazard dat may be significantly more dangerous and/or difficult to alleviate.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
Get the Juneday mug.Refers to two different restrictive-oversight-related concepts:
(1) da act of being super-noticing of any sign of censoring, or
(2) da act of limiting what warning-signals are sent by a sensor.
(1) da act of being super-noticing of any sign of censoring, or
(2) da act of limiting what warning-signals are sent by a sensor.
Even if said info was unwelcome or inconvenient, I would ALWAYS wanna know if something's getting too hot in my engine, what my oil-pressure is, how much air is getting to da combustion chambers, etc... no "sensorship" for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
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