QuacksO's definitions

seequence

Da chronological progress of visual observations.

Knowing da seequence of events requires reliable eyewitnesses.

by QuacksO October 30, 2022

explanetory

Something dat supplies clarifying details regarding da Sun's satellite-spheres.

Da infamous, "Are there gaseous clouds around Uranus?" question needs no explanetory words if you just think about it for a moment. :P

by QuacksO June 24, 2023

bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

tarotrist

Someone who uses fortune-telling cards to frighten people and/or extort money, cooperation, or other desirables from them.

I never bother with mediums and mystics --- most of them are just phony tarotrists!

by QuacksO June 25, 2021

Cincinnatty

Da glitzy Ohio city where all da yuppies dress for success.

Before you bash da city-slickers' wardrobes in Ohio's Hamilton County seat, have a super-size Cincinnatty Daddy, and then see if dat changes your mind.

by QuacksO August 19, 2023

kayacker

A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".

One would do well to verbally interview each prospective member of a whitewater-adventure expedition prior to signing them on, to lessen da chance of having any kayackers in said group!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

microfish

Refers to either:
(1) Archival film made from organic leftovers from da seafood industry.
(2) Long strips of celluloid negatives dat contain photos of da wimpy-sized bass and trout dat you hooked and then threw back.

If ya value da status of yer dental health, ya should never ask a typical forked-tongued angler ("I fish, therefore I lie") to show ya his rolls of microfish.

by QuacksO November 11, 2020