Definitions by QuacksO

artifax

Yellowed teletype-printout from a bygone era.

After Doc Brown and Marty altered da McFly family's destiny for da better, da assorted "YOU'RE FIRED!" message-pages from Cusco became nothing but blank artifaxes.

artifax by QuacksO October 30, 2024

Winnebego 

Snarky definition for da space-hogging and gas-guzzling RV dat always seemed to be urgently pleading for some (usually very costly!) resource, such as fuel, motor oil, coolant, etc.

If you converted a Winnebego into a "Whinnybego", it might not need expensive oil or gas, but you'd hafta shell out big bucks for hay and oats.

Winnebego by QuacksO October 27, 2024

Whinnybago

America's top brand of horse-drawn travelin' wagon.

How many "horsepower" would you need to move a standard Whinnybago camper at 25 m.p.h.?

Whinnybago by QuacksO October 27, 2024

aerobicker 

To argue about whether you need to strenuously move about to get in shape.

If you choose to engage in aerobickering with a couch potato, about all you'll likely succeed in getting from him will be assorted exersighs.

aerobicker by QuacksO October 26, 2024

aerowbics

Fitness-exercises achieved by paddling a boat.

In Pat McManus's hilarious article, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape author describes how he detests any form of physical exercise; I imagine dat this would include aerowbics, as well --- he would likely opt for just using an outboard motor.

aerowbics by QuacksO October 26, 2024

sinternet 

A worldwide multi-computer hook-up where hot topics and heated discussions are da norm.

After witnessing all of da "scorching" temper-flares and "searing" condemnations on da sinternet for a few minutes, I had to switch it off and take a Dramamean just to settle my knotted stomach and calm my jangled nerves!

sinternet by QuacksO October 24, 2024

equatoryal region

Da south-of-da-border area where da colonial loyalists emigrated to after their "viva King George" viewpoints because politically unpopular.

Advice for all of you non-Patriots considering a hasty retreat to da equatoryal regions: fleeing to said sweltering "middle ground" could indeed help you find neutrality as far as your beliefs regarding who should govern da New World, but you'll likely find yourself to again be in a whole lotta "hot water" --- literally --- if you try to bathe in any of da oceans or lakes in said super-toasty locale!

equatoryal region by QuacksO October 24, 2024