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"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".
While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the period furniture mug.Da period of time in da past dat you partook of an orange-wrapper-encased chocolate bar or round/rectangular piece of soft brown candy dat was also wrapped in said orange plastic.
Little kiddos often do not have such good memory as adults, so it might not be possible for them to accurately estimate da Reesency of when they last ate a chocolate bar.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
Get the Reesency mug.Buying an adjasont home might indeed be a good idea if said "Mr. J" is a nice guy, but thinking dat you'll find a pot of gold there is merely "jason rainbows".
by QuacksO June 8, 2023
Get the adjasont home mug.Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.
Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 30, 2011
Get the bacon mug.How one feels regarding da safety of a monkey, opossum, chameleon, or other animal dat can curl its trail around a branch to hang upside down high above da ground.
No need to feel apprehensile about animals dat wrap their tails around things to suspend themselves --- they have good muscles and totally know what they're doing, so incidents of their accidentally falling are almost nonexistent.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the apprehensile mug.Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
Get the foot-pounds mug.Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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