Refers to how thick-textured your medicated chest-rub is.
Chest-rub containing menthol, camphor, and/or cedar-leaf oil can indeed be effective for keeping biting insects away, but ya need a product with high vickscosity so dat it stays in place on yer skin after ya apply it.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
What da "wise" King Kilian eventually did wif da "simple" Kit after said monarch attended said wily nobleman's "school for sillies" and thus was shown dat Kit was actually an infinitely-smarter fellow overall than he himself was, regardless of his accumulated wealth, power, and certificates of great knowledge.
Once da formerly-full-of-himself monarch made a full reconsillyation wif his daughter's love-interest, said beautiful princess and said benevolently-brainy scholar were quickly married, and so not only did said royal damsel have her dream-boy as a warmly-satisfying soulmate, but said high-'n'-mighty monarch also gained a son-in-law who was totally worthy of said "princely" family-member.
by QuacksO June 19, 2023
Da "feel-good" chemical in yer brain dat temporarily lifts yer mood whenever something positive/exciting/enjoyable happens, but den ya feel like a complete dope after da "high" wears off.
I loved ridin' da roller-coaster a whole bunch, but den afterwards I had a brain-chemical letdown --- sounds like a classic case of "Dopeamine crash" to me.
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Can refer to several things related to excessive alcohol-intake:
(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.
(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.
Da term "hairy hangover" could also refer to when a naked dude who hasn't shaved himself "down there" is straddling a chick's face, and so his globular "daddy bits" are loosely dangling down where she can see them up close.
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 09, 2023
Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.
Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.
by QuacksO January 22, 2015