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Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Get the hands-down winner mug.The measurements of a "hot-chick" contestant who didn't quite win a "pin-up model" prize, but was still a very close "runner up".
A few somewhat-older ladies have retained such trim figures and stunning looks that they might actually be able to win "honorable dimension" status in a beauty-contest with many younger chicks.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the honorable dimension mug.Acquiring FBFWB may indeed be pleasant and fulfilling, but since Facebook contacts are often scattered over a broad area, it may run up your monthly gasoline-bull, since you may frequently need to travel long distances to hang with them all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
Get the FBFWB mug.Da left-hand-speaker wireless-receiver dat you'd use in conjunction wif da "Raydio" --- i.e., da right-hand-speaker receiver --- to give yourself a "totally-immersive" experience of listening to digitally-remastered reruns of da famous comedy-duo.
Mr Elliot and Mr. Goulding taped their shows just in mono, and so you probably would not actually be adding any "spacial ambiance" by listening wif both a "Bobdio" and a "Raydio". But if listening to said delightful hijinks wif two audio-receiver sets is your thing, knock yerself out --- I'm "juss sayin'".
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
Get the Bobdio mug.An obvious Irany about the 1979-1981 Tehran hostage-crisis is that after a lot of threats and at least one use of military force to try to rescue the hostages instead of "negotiating with terrorists", said crisis was eventually resolved after (horrors!) **talking about it** with said captors, and forming the Algiers Accords which resulted in said hostages' being peaceably released. Makes you wonder why the U.S. government didn't try this logical method in the first place, eh???
by QuacksO January 25, 2020
Get the Irany mug.What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
Get the plastique surgery mug.Tronald Dump surely spewed a varioty of inciteful mumbo-jumbo during his infamous "Republican fight" speech early January!
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