A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.
by QuacksO July 26, 2023
The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Da standard behavior/actions of a d**khead supervisor who incessantly bombards his harassled staff with elevtronic or printed-paper notices, reminders, etc.
I prefer to verbally inform my employees of business-related matters, but our senior vice-president has a totally different mem.o. --- he frequently interrupts us all throughout the workday with stupid petty-a** messages that he could just as easily tell us "all in one sitting" during our daily boardroom-luncheon.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.
Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!
by QuacksO January 28, 2024
Where you "skip a step" when doing something nice in return for the kindly assistance of someone else.
The classic pass-along favor in its simplest form involves three people (Persons A, B, and C), and works as follows: Person A assists/accommodates Person B in some way, and so Person B wishes to return the favor. At that particular time, though, Person A does not have a need for anything that involves the skills/abilities that Person B happens to possess. Person A, however, either owes Person C a favor or is tasked with providing Person C with frequent care/assistance, and so Person A requests Person B to do something nice/helpful for Person C, thus saving Person A from having to assist Person C on that occasion.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
A college student/graduate wif a hard tough "shell" dat is difficult to "crack" --- i.e., he is so "rigidly wrapped up" in his dusty boring books dat he cannot effectively interface wif da common man.
Faust was famously suffering from being a major macademia nut --- he'd learned a lot about a variety of literary subjects, but he didn't know da simple nuances of life, such as how to have fun or da ways of effectively communicating with people.
by QuacksO April 04, 2023