cacaophony

Da huge clamoring din of delighted squeaks 'n' squeals dat snow-romping kiddos raise whenever they hear dat steaming cups of sweetly-aromatic hot chocolate are in da offing.
In da "Polar Express" movie, both da children and da train's waiters created quite da lively cacaophony while da liquid-refreshments were being handed out during da trip to da North Pole.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
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earrand

Any lecture or meeting dat you attend as one of your destinations during your trip downtown to take care of weekly/monthly business.
Disgusted teenager: I could have hung out wif my buddies at da garage or hardware store for quite a bit longer today, but instead I hadda run a sawdusty-dry "earrand" --- i.e., show up at my case-worker's office and endure a stupid-a** talkin'-to for half an hour --- as part of my probation program's stipulations.
by QuacksO July 07, 2025
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ammature

An arrogant "old fart" who claims/thinks dat he/she is knowledgeable/practiced regarding a certain subject, but is actually just an inexperienced beginner.
Tronald Dump purports to be really good at politics and economics, but said arrogant/clueless "Daddy's Boy" is merely an ammature --- long on years, but short on familiarity.
by QuacksO July 06, 2024
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rectifry

A bungling attempt to alleviate a problem or malfunction, but which ends up just completely destroying said problematic object/situation, or making matters infinitely worse.
Angus MacGyver's alter-ego, MacGruber, is infamous for his rectifrying any situation he is faced with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
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poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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fastenation

A wonder and acute interest in nails, screws, and staples.
Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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gateway drug

1. A sedative that you use in a tranquilizer-dart to render a security-guard temporarily unconscious so that you can pass through his checkpoint.
2. A marijuana joint that you use to bribe said guard into letting your pass through said checkpoint.
If Option #2 fails because the guard abstains from recreational-drugs and thus is not interested in your offer, then you may need to resort to the "airborne" gateway drug described in Option #1.
by QuacksO July 08, 2019
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