Definitions by QuacksO

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag 

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag by QuacksO January 18, 2025

asstronomical cost 

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

asstronomical cost by QuacksO January 18, 2025

ajillity 

Something dat Jack's female water-fetching partner evidently lacked when traversing upwardly-inclined terrain, since she went sprawling at about da same time dat said male counterpart did.

In da alternate reefer-smokin' version of da popular nursery-rhyme, da hill-climbing duo suffered no injuries, but instead merely spaced out on weed and then had sex upon reaching da summit, so perhaps da vagina-possessing half of said outdoor-trekking pair had more ajillity than her original "innocent as milk" version.

ajillity by QuacksO January 17, 2025

paramateurs 

Da limits, averages, and other attributes of a novice's behavior and/or performance.

Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!

paramateurs by QuacksO January 17, 2025

ellagible 

Entitled to something due to your first name's being "Ella".

Why should merely what your first name is be a deciding factor on whether you're ellagible for some benefit or status --- shouldn't ANY woman in similar circumstances be given said allowance or privilege?

ellagible by QuacksO January 17, 2025

dorability

Da measure of how physically robust everyone's favorite pint-sized cropped-brunette adventurer is.

Da term "dorability" could also refer to da degree of continued popularity of Little Miss Explorer's show --- i.e., how well said kiddie-series has "stood da test of time".

dorability by QuacksO January 17, 2025

overrerection 

A greater degree of a hard-on than is warranted by da circumstances.

Barefoot girl, seeing her boyfriend's cock majorly "leap to attention" and swell out the front of his shorts: Hey, take it easy, Babe --- all I did was stretch my legs and flex my toes after my nap! Isn't dat a bit of an overrerection there?
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!

overrerection by QuacksO January 17, 2025