Definitions by QuacksO

junktion 

A spot where roads intersect dat happens to be next to an auto-salvage yard.

Sometimes you may indeed have to travel all da way to O'Reilly's for replacement car-parts, but it's a good idea to stop at da junktion on your way there, just in case they'd have a still-usable item for a fraction of da cost of a new one.

junktion by QuacksO March 31, 2025

alphabetical immigrants 

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers

Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate

alphabetical immigrants by QuacksO March 31, 2025

assylum 

What Donkey sought from Shrek when they first met.

After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.

assylum by QuacksO March 31, 2025

reprievious

An easement dat you got at some point in da past.

If you presently offer to perform other labor dat would be less distressing/distasteful to you than whatever task dat you were permitted to pass on before, your supervisor and fellow workers might not resent said reprievious so much.

reprievious by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss charred 

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

Swiss charred by QuacksO March 31, 2025

excessability 

How easy it is go overboard on portions, expenditures, consumption, ornateness, etc.

If a simple slanted ramp would suffice, installing a hydraulic lift would be wheelchair-excessability,

excessability by QuacksO March 30, 2025

okaysion 

A particular time-period when things are fine.

I went to da local diner last week and sensed dat all of da big fisherman-dues around da table were steamed about something, so I waited till a different day to sit down and hang out wif dem; on dat okaysion, they appeared to be in a better mood, and so I pulled up a chair and had a pleasant interaction-period wif dem.

okaysion by QuacksO March 30, 2025