Definitions by QuacksO

ten pissent

The amount Acey said you owed me.

I'll give you ten, all right --- not ten pissent, but to the **count of ten** to get your ugly, yelluh, no-good keister off my property!

ten pissent by QuacksO August 18, 2018

kudu 

1. An African species of antelope.
2. A classic "knock-knock joke" word to humorously request minor assistance from someone, especially if your request is a bit irritating and/or inconvenient for your would-be helper, and so you want to add a little light-heartedness to your question.

(requested of an elderly neighbor who's comfortably reclining in a shaded hammock in his back yard on a hot sunny day)
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Kudu.
Kudu, who?
Kudu possibly fill up my canteen, and drop in an ice cube or two?

kudu by QuacksO August 18, 2018

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

revolving credit by QuacksO August 18, 2018

belchelor 

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".

belchelor by QuacksO August 18, 2018

sadiolus 

Oscar the Grouch's flower of choice, since he usually hates to be "glad".

Everyone's favorite green Muppet goes absolutely coo-coo-crazy every spring, what with all da cheery-colorful gladiolus-blooms festooning everyone's front yards and window-boxes on Sesame Street. Then he tempestuously scuttles down to Mr Hooper's store and loudly bawls for sadiolus bulbs, but naturally these plants don't even exist, which of course makes Oscar all the more teeth-gnashingly incensed. Eventually when Maria secretly plants some brilliant-lemon-yellow gladiolus flowers right outside of Oscar's trash can, the blossoms' imperturbably-sunny hue gradually warms Oscar's sulky disposition to the point where he can at least grumblingly tolerate the flowers, and so he is then marginally composed on the subject till next year.

sadiolus by QuacksO August 18, 2018

itinnerary 

The destination-schedule for a day in the life of a tinsmith.

Lessee now --- I have to repair gutters for Mrs' Jones on Cedar Street, look over the heating-ducts down at the bottling-plant, and install chimney-flashing over at the elementary school --- looks like quite a full itinnerary for today!

itinnerary by QuacksO August 18, 2018

triple-f greeting 

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

triple-f greeting by QuacksO August 18, 2018