Definitions by QuacksO

Nixon stool 

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.

When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.

Nixon stool by QuacksO November 22, 2019

racial profiling 

The act of taking an unreasonably-high number of "turn to the side, please" mug-shots of Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, etc., due to one's prejudice against said minorities.

While racial profiling is indeed wrong and humiliating, taking excessive numbers of head-on photos of non-Caucasians is disgraceful and demeaning, also.

racial profiling by QuacksO November 22, 2019

irrashional behavior 

Crazed antics caused by having irritated reddened skin.

As much misery as adolescents often suffer with acne, it's little wonder than so many of them exhibit such irrashional behavior a lot of the time.

irrashional behavior by QuacksO November 22, 2019

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

hopsital by QuacksO November 21, 2019

kissue 

A problem that one has with smooches, such as shyness or concerns about spreading germs..

I try to respect the personal boundaries of others, so I never fuss if someone has kissues, plus of course I know that it's common practice for people to not wanna "get too close" to each other during flue season.

kissue by QuacksO November 21, 2019

anisethesia 

An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.

I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.

anisethesia by QuacksO November 21, 2019

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019