Definitions by QuacksO

curieosity 

Wondering about radioactive substances or materials.

If Marie Skłodowska had harbored less curieosity about radium, she might not have lived such a miserable --- and tragically shortened --- life.

curieosity by QuacksO March 25, 2021

nonechucks 

Da actual number of wood-chucks dat a woodchuck could chuck in reality.

Maybe a woodchuck could do nonechucks with heavy pieces of firewood, but could he swing two sticks connected by a rope or chain?

nonechucks by QuacksO March 24, 2021

rondovous

A meeting of two or more classical-music enthusiasts.

What better place for a rondovous than the local music hall?

rondovous by QuacksO March 24, 2021

redeuced 

Da lessening of a hand of cards to just two points.

When I tossed da dice and they started to slow on their rolling, I thought for sure dat I was gonna get a high number, but then da cubes flopped over one more face and both landed with their "one" dots upwards, so my number was drastically redeuced.

redeuced by QuacksO March 24, 2021

lost in the ether 

What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.

When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!

lost in the ether by QuacksO March 24, 2021

defishiency 

Refers to either:
(1) A lack of scaled/finned denizens in a particular body of water.
(2) Needing more fletches and/or Omega-rich oils for health-equilibrium.

Humpty Dumpty showed up at the door with a corkscrew in his hand due to a self-proclaimed defishiency in his diet.

defishiency by QuacksO March 24, 2021

sofisticated 

Da quality of being expert wif yer knuckles.

Now dat handshakes are less common due to co-vid, people are getting more sofisticated at exchanging closed-hand bumps.

sofisticated by QuacksO March 24, 2021