Definitions by QuacksO

insinewrated

Da totally "burned up" feeling dat you get when someone else wins da "lean muscle" competition.

Try not to feel too jealous or insinewrated when a grotesquely-muscle-bound hunk wins da weight-lifting competition --- a lot of those "ripped" folks follow an exercise regimen and "special" diet dat would likely make you feel yucky and hungry all da time.

insinewrated by QuacksO July 29, 2021

alphabetical ordinance 

boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways

fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts

Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership

alphabetical ordinance by QuacksO July 29, 2021

catastrohphe 

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

catastrohphe by QuacksO July 28, 2021

mywristicin 

A nutmeg-based toxin which causes pain and fatigue in the joints between the arm and hand.

If one has to perform writing, typing, carpentry, or other "active hands-on" labor, it would be wise to refrain from consuming any foods seasoned with nutmeg so as to avoid introducing any mywristicin into your bloodstream.

mywristicin by QuacksO July 26, 2021

I always share with my buddy 

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

I always share with my buddy by QuacksO July 26, 2021

conshootulary 

Da local "area's finest" dat uses firearms instead of swords/daggers as their weapons of choice.

In "Another Fine Mess", Colonel Buckshot summons da town's entire conshootulary to his doorstep to help deal with Laurel and Hardy, but for all their energetic rushing about and noisy voluminous pistol-blasting, da only things they end up doing is making total jackasses of themselves and then getting their uniforms ripped off due to a passing subway-train.

conshootulary by QuacksO July 25, 2021

asscertain 

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

asscertain by QuacksO July 24, 2021