Definitions by QuacksO

impewnity

Imperviousness to getting in dutch for odiferous methane-expellings.

Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.

impewnity by QuacksO May 1, 2022

pyreacy 

Da act of "stealing someone's fire" in a conversation or ceremony.

In da ancient Greek myth, Prometheus literally committed pyreacy when he undermined da gods' efforts to keep da "red flower" from mortal man.

pyreacy by QuacksO May 1, 2022

JEEP-PS 

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!

Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.

JEEP-PS by QuacksO April 30, 2022

NA-ACP 

An organization dedicated to giving African American folks da right to use high-powered ammo in their firearms.

If da NA-ACP had existed back in da mid-1800s, Confederate leaders might have thought twice about treating Blacks so badly and thus prompting da Civil War.

NA-ACP by QuacksO April 30, 2022

Girlse, Idaho

"Sister" city to da predominantly-male capital-city metropolis.

In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.

Girlse, Idaho by QuacksO April 29, 2022

extra centsory purseption 

Da ability to know whether someone possesses a little spare change in his handbag.

Don't audibly rattle your nickles and pennies while out in public if you don't want indolent people to ask you for money --- not everyone has extra centsory purseption, so no need to make a moocher's handouts-seeking job easier for him!

extra centsory purseption by QuacksO April 29, 2022

quackusation 

A complaint filed by a duck against a vet which claims dat said medical practitioner lacks legitimacy.

Foxy Loxy could likely have been slapped with a quackusation for trying to hoodwink Mr. Lucky and all da story's other avian characters into thinking dat da sky was indeed falling so dat he could capture and eat therm, rather than just revealing to them dat it had merely been a harmless acorn dat had dropped on Chicken Little's head.

quackusation by QuacksO April 29, 2022