Definitions by QuacksO

showgun 

A Japanese military leader who often practices "open carry" when out-'n'-about in da public eye.

Some people think dat practicing "showgun" is da best way to let everyone know dat "you're carrying"; personally, I think it's just a lot of flashy arrogance dat makes observers uneasy and resentful.

showgun by QuacksO May 28, 2022

slowgun

An advertising-saying dat you would definitely NOT want to broadcastingly "advertise" if you had any wild-west-gunslinger enemies who might wanna duel with you.

I try to never go to establishments where people partake of alcohol and/or gambling, and I diligently keep a low profile and avoid interpersonal conflict, so hopefully I won't hafta worry about any slowguns dat others might make about me.

slowgun by QuacksO May 28, 2022

obswerveation

Refers to da act of either noticing a hazard or obstruction in your driving-path in sufficient time to evasively yank da steering-wheel, or noticing skid-marks on da pavement/gravel which indicate dat someone else who'd come along da roadway sometime before you had himself been obliged to hastily alter course to avoid hitting something in front of him.

Sometimes icy and/or uneven pavement can be easier to spot and skirt around if you maintain close obswerveation of da road ahead, and look out for abnormally-twisty tire-tracks dat show where previous motorists have recently deviated to circumvent such hazards.

obswerveation by QuacksO May 28, 2022

cowhopperate 

Refers to a group-effort among more than one person to either tell/confirm an exaggerated tale, or create a jumbo-size burger at da "king" of fast-food joints.

I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!

cowhopperate by QuacksO May 27, 2022

allahgory 

A "hidden meaning" writing/drawing-composition dat hails from Muslim culture.

Achmed Da Dead Terrorist typically dispenses an "allahgory" or two during Jeff Dunham's shows; in his case, though, da term has double significance, in dat not only does he often reference "Da Great One", but some of his subject-matter is also quite "horrible and graphic".

allahgory by QuacksO May 26, 2022

vaguerancy 

Da crime of not giving clear straightforward answers or understandable/verifiable statements.

Many politicians are so mealy-mouthed and wishy-washy about finding actual solutions or making tangible progress that they should be charged with vaguerancy!

vaguerancy by QuacksO May 26, 2022

respawnse

Adding back fertile eggs or live young due to its being depleted.

No worries about carnivorous predators' devouring large amounts of the offspring of fish or frogs in a particular area --- adult females simply produce lots more of them in respawnse.

respawnse by QuacksO May 25, 2022