Definitions by QuacksO

prophylactose 

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

prophylactose by QuacksO January 26, 2023

La Triviata 

One of Giuseppe Verdi's lesser-known operas in which various aristocrats squabble over minor issues.

Actually, I think dat da better-known opera is really a lot like "La Triviata", in dat it all appears to be about rich bugs' egos dat are overriding their common sense regarding fairly unimportant disputes dat likely could have been quite-easily resolved, and common ground sought and agreed upon, if everyone had just calmed down and stopped being such highfalutin swelled heads about everything.

La Triviata by QuacksO January 26, 2023

oligherky

Da leaders of a pickles-producing community.

An oligherky would be in a real "pickle" if everyone decided to either make canned cukes in their own unique ways or buy them at da supermarket.

oligherky by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Anish Karich 

A wealthy and obsessively-eccentric British-Indian sculptor who spends huge sums to purchase all of the raven-hued pigments in his entire area so that nobody else can color anything with it.

Anish Karich states da exact opposite of da "tin Lizzy tycoon" --- "You can have any color, as long as it ISN'T black."

Anish Karich by QuacksO January 25, 2023

Anish Kippur 

Da early-autumn Hebrew holiday when nobody is allowed to color anything black.

During Anish Kippur, hardware stores and home-improvement outlets have windfall sales of "black market" paint.

Anish Kippur by QuacksO January 25, 2023

antarchist

Someone who incites civil rebellion due to its being super-cold and icy/snowy all da time.

If there are almost no inhabitants in "Anarchtica", who would even be around for an antarchist to rile up, anyway???

antarchist by QuacksO January 25, 2023

highway rubbery 

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.

Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.

highway rubbery by QuacksO January 24, 2023