Definitions by QuacksO
renegeotiate
To unfeelingly yank da rug out from under somebody who's already agreed to your terms, while selfishly/invalidly packaging said flimflammery-fiasco as a necessary "we need to talk" alteration.
Da tiger promised da Brahman dat he wouldn't eat him if he let him outta da cage, but then he renegeotiated said promise and thus forced said naive trusting soul to try to get some other living creature to agree with him dat da tiger was doing da wrong thing.
renegeotiate by QuacksO February 6, 2023
ejackulate
What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
ejackulate by QuacksO February 6, 2023
ASACP
A US-based advocacy/watchdog group dat makes sure dat folks properly care for their firearms and ammunition.
Madea is always talking about "getting her Glock" if da "getters try to get her"; she better hope dat she diligently maintains said handgun --- and her Uzi, as well --- or she might have da ASACP down on her, in addition to all of da other legal/social headaches dat her "mad Black woman" status subjects her to.
complete taredown and rebuild
A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.
Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.
complete taredown and rebuild by QuacksO February 5, 2023
inpsalmnia
Da so-called "Good Book" was written ages ago by men with hypocritical lifestyles, prejudiced minds, and/or unreasonable agendas, and so much of its basic correctness --- not to mention its validity in modern times --- is dubious at best... hardly something to get inpsalmnia about!
inpsalmnia by QuacksO February 5, 2023
detalks
A doctor-prescribed bodily-cleansing regimen dat involves verbally "unloading" or "letting it all out" to one or more trusted folks, such as a qualified shrink, close and/or long-time friends whose discretion and confidentiality can be trusted, etc.
oweverhaul of finances
A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.
Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!
oweverhaul of finances by QuacksO February 5, 2023