Definitions by QuacksO

gincentive 

An offer of a strong drink as a motivational reward for performing a difficult/boring/yucky task.

Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke wasn't overly thrilled about having John Denver playing and singing down by da creek below his mountain lodge until said country-music boy offered said irritable alcoholic a gincentive of 300 cases of Coors beer; said Hunter S. Thompson-inspired bald-head then suddenly became all buddy-buddy wif said young guitar-strummer, and even offered to bring him a chair to sit in while he regaled da mountains wif his lovely words and melodies.

gincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023

dincentive

A motivational reason to make a noisy ruckus.

Knowing da Harold Green was gonna be overseeing Possum Lake's public-relations department did not overly excite da Possum Lodge members or cause them to react with much enthusiasm --- that is, not until they learned dat he would be making a $60,000 annual salary, whereupon they all suddenly felt a massive dincentive to boisterously give him a standing ovation.

dincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023

sincentive

A motivational reward dat Bible-thumping tongue-cluckers would disapprove of.

Offering to spread yer legs for a guy in return for his assistance is da best sincentive dat he could possibly ask for.

sincentive by QuacksO March 30, 2023

Graft Zeppelin 

A German airship dat was built wif more corruption than quality.

As much deceitful Nazi propaganda as was dispensed by their dirigibles, said sausage-shaped crafts should probably have all been called "Graft Zeppelins"!

Graft Zeppelin by QuacksO March 30, 2023

predeluded 

What you'd have to be --- or awfully bad at simple math --- to think dat purchasing a gallon of 50-50-mix antifreeze/coolant is a financially-sound practice.

If a gallon of da full-strength green/orange/pink stuff for your radiator costs $15.99, and a gallon of da ready-to-add fluid sets you back $8.99, you'd so totally need to be predeluded to buy da "convenient" product dat would end up costing you a buck more per gallon --- just save an empty plastic coolant-jug and mix it yourself! Da water is free from da tap, and so all you'd need to do is pour half of da concentrated antifreeze from da full bottle into da empty one, and then fill both bottles back up wif H20!

predeluded by QuacksO March 30, 2023

bullievable 

What someone of questionable honesty tries to be by yelling, demanding, threatening, or otherwise coercing others.

It's unbullievable how much Biff Tannen was able to continue pushing George McFly around even into their middle-age years.

bullievable by QuacksO March 30, 2023

piece de resistance 

Da most important hurdle dat a tongue-lolling stud must overcome in order to gain access to a gal's a**.

Offering a cute chick a full-body massage can be one of da best and easiest ways to be permitted to touch her behind; no "piece de resistance" to deal wif on da way to your "prize". Plus of course, once dat said hot looker discovers how good your strong warm hands feel on her butt while you're delightedly kneading it, she will likely allow you to "get a piece" whenever you want it from then on.

piece de resistance by QuacksO March 29, 2023