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Definitions by QuacksO

prussicution 

Da one or more court officials tasked wif investigating and presenting condemning evidence in trials about deaths involving poison.
In da "Veiled Lodger", da Great Detective of Baker Street happily shows Watson da bottle of still-unused almond-scented liquid toxin dat had been sent to him by da tale's (fortunately still alive, thanks to Holmes's sympathetic kindness and counseling) leading lady, and implies dat there will therefore be no need for any prussicution in dat particular case.
prussicution by QuacksO June 20, 2023

euforeia 

Da heady feeling of glee dat you experience when teeing off a tiny dimpled sphere.
Bob Stuyvesant never seems to glean much euforeia from his habitually-lousy golfing-shots on da Red Green Show.
euforeia by QuacksO June 20, 2023

unreelistic 

Anglers always talk about da enormous size of "da one dat got away", but usually said claims are at least somewhat unreelistic. :P
unreelistic by QuacksO June 19, 2023

reconsillyation

What da "wise" King Kilian eventually did wif da "simple" Kit after said monarch attended said wily nobleman's "school for sillies" and thus was shown dat Kit was actually an infinitely-smarter fellow overall than he himself was, regardless of his accumulated wealth, power, and certificates of great knowledge.
Once da formerly-full-of-himself monarch made a full reconsillyation wif his daughter's love-interest, said beautiful princess and said benevolently-brainy scholar were quickly married, and so not only did said royal damsel have her dream-boy as a warmly-satisfying soulmate, but said high-'n'-mighty monarch also gained a son-in-law who was totally worthy of said "princely" family-member.
reconsillyation by QuacksO June 18, 2023

precareyous 

Describes what da state your of health will be if you partake of da infamous "magic inch" Mediterranean briar.
Consuming tobacco in ANY form --- cigs, pipes, snuff, chew, vapes, bongs, etc. --- is comparably harmful; no fancy-schmancy design of da selected smoking-instrument makes consuming said toxic-chemicals cocktail much if any less precareyous.
precareyous by QuacksO June 18, 2023

poshtulate 

What Grampa Potts did ("First cabin and captain's table --- regal company!") regarding why he was being flown out over da ocean while dangling precariously from Baron Bomburst's airship.
Grampa Potts' mind and personality must definitely have been "eccentric" for him to have actually been so blissfully unaware and loopily optimistic dat he could genuinely poshtulate as he did while his hut was being crazily-'n'-messily transported to Vulgaria, when any sane and down-to-earth person would have realized right off dat what was truly happening was a full-blown abduction.
poshtulate by QuacksO June 18, 2023

wandering menstrual 

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
wandering menstrual by QuacksO June 18, 2023