Definitions by QuacksO

bearly made it

What Davy Crockett claimed to have done when he yelled his name at a charging wide-open-mouthed bruin, causing said ferocious hairy beast to be so frightened dat it just fell down and died.

After discovering dat Brer Rabbit's "laughin' place" was actually nothing but a nest of "bumbly-bees", Brer Fox and his huge lumbering "not exactly broke out wif brains" partner-in-crime felt like they "bearly made it out alive" after said angry buzz-bugs majorly swarmed them in response to their having naively shoved their unsuspecting heads straight into said striped stingers' nest-hole.

bearly made it by QuacksO June 25, 2023

Hugheston 

Da large Texas city dat was founded by da infamous OCD-suffering billionaire aviator.

If da Spruce Goose builder created Hugheston, could da New-England-based work-truck outfitter set up a metropolis of their own called "Hewston"?

Hugheston by QuacksO June 25, 2023

Enrico Crusoe

A famous opera tenor who got shipwrecked on a deserted island and lived to "sing his song" about it.

It's amazing dat Enrico Crusoe maintained his awesome voice after all dat he went through to survive those many years on a tiny tropical atoll.

Enrico Crusoe by QuacksO June 25, 2023

Crusoefy 

To majorly lampoon someone who claims to have experienced a long-term fight-for-survival experience.

Ethan Couch claimed to have suffered long-term "affluenza", but all dat his listeners did was to publicly Crusoefy him, since said affliction does not truly cause one any pain, distress, deprivation, etc.

Crusoefy by QuacksO June 25, 2023

explanetory 

Something dat supplies clarifying details regarding da Sun's satellite-spheres.

Da infamous, "Are there gaseous clouds around Uranus?" question needs no explanetory words if you just think about it for a moment. :P

explanetory by QuacksO June 24, 2023

dairyère 

Da sweet shapely a** on a "moo-cow heifer" --- i.e., farmer's daughter.

Da smell of hay and farm-animals in a barn makes me horny, so I always look for a little dairyère whenever a sweet freckle-faced young thing in braided pigtails and overalls stops in to perform her daily chores --- if she's come to milk da cows, I ask if she'll let me "milk her", also.

dairyère by QuacksO June 23, 2023

auditty 

A strange feature or aspect of a check-for-violations procedure.

Given da absurd wealth and power connected with Tronald Dump, there's bound to be an auditty or two at each and every step of da ongoing investigations into his financial past.

auditty by QuacksO June 23, 2023