Definitions by QuacksO

My boobs aren't Play-Doh! 

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

My boobs aren't Play-Doh! by QuacksO July 10, 2023

paraide

Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!

Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.

paraide by QuacksO July 9, 2023

purrade 

A long line of cats marching by.

Spay and neuter your feline friends if you don't wanna see a huge purrade at feeding-time every day!

purrade by QuacksO July 9, 2023

indickator 

Refers to a vehicle's flashing turn-signal light --- or lack thereof --- dat labels da driver of said conveyance as being a thoughtless/clueless jerk.

If a motorist habitually neglects to signal an upcoming turn --- or obliviously leaves his blinker going for miles --- said incorrectly-operated intention-notifying lamp serves as a good indickator of da type of individual behind da wheel!

indickator by QuacksO July 9, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise! 

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise! by QuacksO July 9, 2023

nurseumentary 

An essential addendum-episode to a documentary.

If yer new chick-sidekick bawls about "movie madness" (urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=movie%20madness) due to your having just male-interest flicks in your home-video collection, offer to show her any nurseumentary extras featured on a boxed DVD-set's "bonus material" discs.

nurseumentary by QuacksO July 8, 2023

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards! 

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.

My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards! by QuacksO July 8, 2023