Definitions by QuacksO

conrear 

(verb) To scowlingly address someone's posterior instead of his face, and demand to know why said "padded pair" behaved in whatever way it was dat displeased you. Could also be spelled "conback", where a fretful human simmeringly demands why your shoulder-blades or vertebrae offended him/her somehow.

Baked-beans-loving dude: I always sufferingly abstain from helpings of B&M's or Bush's for several hours beforehand whenever I'm gonna be venturing out in public --- especially if I'll be needing to either stand in a crowd or wait in line at any time during said outing --- to hopefully avoid any red-faced conrearations regarding my "lively" intestinal reactions to said tasty steaming delectables.

conrear by QuacksO November 4, 2023

tropickle 

(1) A salty canned cucumber grown and/or packaged in da warmer regions of da Earth.
(2) A less-than-pleasant sitcheeyation dat occurs in da world's Equatorial areas.

In an episode of AFV, a group of tourists on Maui are riding in a car with windshield wipers dat have quit, obliging them to use a loop of heavy string to manually make da wiper-blades swish back and forth as they drive through da rainy tropickle storm.

tropickle by QuacksO November 4, 2023

Alablama

Da southern state where a lot of da citizens are rather trigger-happy.

If you don't wanna be on da business end of an enraged "paw's" double-barreled shotgun, you'll wanna avoid getting it on wif any farmer's daughters in Alablama.

Alablama by QuacksO November 4, 2023

Dan Quayl 

Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!

Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".

Dan Quayl by QuacksO November 3, 2023

ohmage 

An ode to electrical resistance.

"I love da bright cheerful colors on resistor-value stripes." Dat's my ohmage.

ohmage by QuacksO November 3, 2023

intigrity 

Da structural strength of your welding-joints.

Some welders don't give a rat's a** about da quality of their metal-fabricating work; one needs strong MORAL "intigrity" to do a good materials-buzzing job.

intigrity by QuacksO November 3, 2023

over-the-counter medication 

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

over-the-counter medication by QuacksO November 3, 2023