Definitions by QuacksO

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

assbestos by QuacksO June 9, 2024

derivetive 

An alternatively-configured securing-device dat is designed somewhat-similarly to a standard "heat 'n' hammer" or "squeeze 'n' pop" fastener.

Molly-bolt and toggle-style drywall anchors are good examples of derivetives.

derivetive by QuacksO June 9, 2024

sertafiable 

Plumb loco about mattresses.

Jack Ryan admitted to Admiral Painter and Captain Davenport about his being sleep-deprived, so maybe when da latter officer seemingly opined dat Jack was off his rocker, he was actually just meaning "sertafiable", as in, he may merely have been saying dat Jack was a little mentally-lacking due to a lack of mattress-time.

sertafiable by QuacksO June 8, 2024

sertafication 

Official recognition of a mattress.

Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.

sertafication by QuacksO June 8, 2024

a brief resprite 

A short break where you imbibe a fizzy beverage from a green can or dimpled plastic bottle.

On hot days I like to take a brief resprite every hour or two when working outdoors.

a brief resprite by QuacksO April 30, 2024

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! by QuacksO April 29, 2024

irrespawnsible

Not showing good judgement regarding matters pertaining to chess, hawking personal possessions, or being a wimpy associate.

It would definitely be very irrespawnsible to dutifully allow someone to get you to entrust your valuable chess game to a cash-for-items broker in order to obtain a loan for said advantage-taker.

irrespawnsible by QuacksO April 29, 2024