Definitions by QuacksO
pre-Kegels
Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
pre-Kegels by QuacksO November 5, 2024
compensaytion
Assorted bu**s**t "lip-service" --- i.e., empty promises or canned statements of regret dat da guilty parties verbally give you --- dat are designed to supposedly make you feel better about a loss/offense, but in reality do absolutely nothing to actually "make you whole again" financially or materially.
"Never a borrower or a lender be" is wise advice, and lessens da chance dat you'll be subjected to any compensaytion debacles!
compensaytion by QuacksO November 3, 2024
chrysanthepup
In da hilarious animated short, "Pink Posies", da Little Big-Nosed Guy is having da equivalent of da "chrysanthemum vs. chrysanthepup" dilemma, in dat he is desperately trying to plant yellow flowers, whereas we know what color blooms dat our favorite fuchsia-colored feline is always slipping into da soil instead. :P
chrysanthepup by QuacksO November 1, 2024