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Definitions by QuacksO

pre-Kegels 

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
pre-Kegels by QuacksO November 5, 2024

sirvivor 

Male humans who escaped with their lives, sanities, etc.
In da Laurel & Hardy film, "Oliver The Eighth", it is stated dat da "black widow" had offed da previous seven dudes named Oliver who had courted her; Ollie is therefore extremely fortunate to have been a sirvivor of her identically-murderous plans for him, as well.
sirvivor by QuacksO November 3, 2024

compensaytion

Assorted bu**s**t "lip-service" --- i.e., empty promises or canned statements of regret dat da guilty parties verbally give you --- dat are designed to supposedly make you feel better about a loss/offense, but in reality do absolutely nothing to actually "make you whole again" financially or materially.
"Never a borrower or a lender be" is wise advice, and lessens da chance dat you'll be subjected to any compensaytion debacles!
compensaytion by QuacksO November 3, 2024

addicktion 

Feeling an overwhelming need to either access a guy's love-pipe or be obnoxious.
If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.
addicktion by QuacksO November 2, 2024

chrysanthepup 

An Asteraceae-family flower dat's grown by da father in da household, rather than by da mother.
In da hilarious animated short, "Pink Posies", da Little Big-Nosed Guy is having da equivalent of da "chrysanthemum vs. chrysanthepup" dilemma, in dat he is desperately trying to plant yellow flowers, whereas we know what color blooms dat our favorite fuchsia-colored feline is always slipping into da soil instead. :P
chrysanthepup by QuacksO November 1, 2024
To represent something using huge round metal "crash-'n'-bash" percussion instruments.
Huey Lewis's "Power Of Love" has an awesome opener dat really cymbalizes da exceptional talent of da performers, musical-arrangers, and composers of da entire piece.
cymbalize by QuacksO November 1, 2024

mirickles 

Amazing events attributed to da king of insult-comedy.
For folks whose moods were elevated by being da subject of ridicule, da Great Donnie Jay could perform mirickles.
mirickles by QuacksO October 31, 2024