Definitions by PyRo

Cog 

Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.

Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.

Cog by Pyro July 2, 2003

vamp 

The extremely cool, bisexual character in Metal Gear Solid 2, who has characteristics of a vampire.

The boss fight with Vamp isn't too difficult.

vamp by Pyro June 16, 2003

soothic 

soothing music

the soothic put me to sleep

soothic by pyro November 24, 2002

idaeas 

all day ideas

thats a great idaea.

idaeas by pyro November 24, 2002

butt grease 

Anal leakage, usually resembling cooking oil. Happens after a person gets the shits.

I was sick last month, my butt grease was hard to wash out of the sheets.

butt grease by Pyro November 21, 2002

the shits

diarrhea, violent crapping.

After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.

the shits by Pyro November 21, 2002

hermiting 

to conciously decide to dwell alone for long periods of time.

Aaron got bored so he started hermiting again.

hermiting by Pyro November 21, 2002