Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Miciah

A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl

Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Fart

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Wasp

A stupid motherfucker who loves to sting innocent people and should die

Person 1: I got stung by a wasp today
Person 2: it will be burning in hell

by Purplepeepee August 15, 2020

Straggot

A weak insult used by the LGBT community. You might get punched if you say it to someone

Kid: I got beat up today

Dad: why?
Kid: I called someone a straggot

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020