So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the vagina masturbation cupmug. A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the fake christian boymug. I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the straight up cockmug. Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the Schooly trucker mealmug. I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the Cisco syndromemug. J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.
If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the J's BORGmug. Purplenado posts about her life’s strife and others on the Urban Dictionary much like Taylor Swift pens and sings her songs about her scorned lovers and her broken heart.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the Purplenadomug.