Drive My Pussy

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

lickee

A lickee is a big, slurpy lick from your dog, especially one with horrible breath.

My Poo Poo just gave me a huge ass lickee in my face and I just about puked.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023

gradual school

In the movie “The World According To Garp” that’s what the younger son, Walt, calls graduate school, where his mom teaches. He says “gradual school” and “gradual student.”

Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 06, 2023