81 definitions by Purplenado

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

little pooper

A cute little dog or child.

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

pink tweeter

A pink tweeter is a nice, robust pink colored pussy.

Yo boy! Come and get this beautiful pink tweeter.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

J's BORG

J's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry White Claw, and Diet Mountain Dew.

If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

yam jammer

Someone who sticks yams up their pussy or ass is a yam jammer.

Little Miss Suzy is a yam jammer. Get it, baby!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023