Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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TikTok vaca

Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.
I can’t deal with TikTok no damn more. I need a TikTok vaca.
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TB12's BORG

TB12's BORG Is a mixture of the following: bottom shelf rum, Ritalin, Cialis, liquid steroids, Vitamin Water, and Tums.
TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.
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Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.
by Purplenado March 08, 2023
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cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.
FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!
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North West Virginia

North West Virginia is the state of Ohio.
I am going to a Brownsgame in crazy ass North West Virginia.
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