Definitions by Purplenado
BORGalicious
BORGalicious by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Gronk's BORG
Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
Gronk's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023
TB12's BORG
TB12's BORG Is a mixture of the following: bottom shelf rum, Ritalin, Cialis, liquid steroids, Vitamin Water, and Tums.
TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.
TB12's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Schooly's BORG
Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.
Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.
Schooly's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023
BORGulance
BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.
28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.
BORGulance by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Grandma Barb's BORG
Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
Grandma Barb's BORG by Purplenado March 7, 2023
I wanna get lost with you
I wanna get lost with you means that you and your dream lover want to sneak off together somewhere, where nobody will (hopefully) find you and, literally, for lack of better term, screw day and night.
I wanna get lost with you. Let’s go to the Northernaire Motel. Nobody will find us there. Or, even want to look there. Ahhh! Ecstasy! Bliss!
I wanna get lost with you by Purplenado March 7, 2023