Definitions by Purplenado

hide the potato 

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

hide the potato by Purplenado March 7, 2023

pet my walleye 

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

pet my walleye by Purplenado March 7, 2023

watery cum 

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

watery cum by Purplenado March 7, 2023

fish yeast 

So, fish yeast is another name for a yeast infection.

OMG! My puss itches SO fucking bad! I got a super bad case of fish yeast. Holy guacamole!

fish yeast by Purplenado March 7, 2023

fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

fish vault by Purplenado March 7, 2023

drive your car into my garage 

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

drive your car into my garage by Purplenado March 7, 2023

BORGcast 

BORGcast is like a forecast, but it’s checking the weather to see if it will be favorable for a BORG or not.

The weather is predicted to be sunny in the afternoon. It’s a great BORGcast for today!

BORGcast by Purplenado March 7, 2023