81 definitions by Purplenado
Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.
It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
J. went to Roddy’s Bar and got mad at the bartender so she kicked a hole in the wall with her shooties.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023