by Purplenado March 07, 2023
DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.
DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
The Northernaire Motel is a fleabag hotel in the city of Maplewood, MN. People go there to cheat on their spouses, do speedballs, smoke meth, and to have all night ragers. Frequently, furniture and TV’s get thrown out doors and windows. People have been known to run down the nearby highway(s) buck naked. Also, there is a nearby trailer park to buy your party drugs.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.
I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023