Purplenado 's definitions

AARON BORG

AARON BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Ayahuasca, herbal Viagra, Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, Blue Raspberry Cisco, and Berry Blast MiO Sport drops.

AARON BORG is fake fruity tooty psychedelic horny hot mess. Mmmmm.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

little boy no

What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.

I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

playdough brain

Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.

I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

BORGcast

BORGcast is like a forecast, but it’s checking the weather to see if it will be favorable for a BORG or not.

The weather is predicted to be sunny in the afternoon. It’s a great BORGcast for today!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

lickee

A lickee is a big, slurpy lick from your dog, especially one with horrible breath.

My Poo Poo just gave me a huge ass lickee in my face and I just about puked.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023