by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the lickeemug. AARON BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Ayahuasca, herbal Viagra, Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, Blue Raspberry Cisco, and Berry Blast MiO Sport drops.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the AARON BORGmug. What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.
I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the little boy nomug. So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the pet my walleyemug. Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the egg shaped cockmug. I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the I lost my hat in the accidentmug. by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the Chip Pot Telmug.