When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
J. went to Roddy’s Bar and got mad at the bartender so she kicked a hole in the wall with her shooties.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.
I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.
It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 08, 2023
So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Purplenado March 10, 2023