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The Northernaire Motel is a fleabag hotel in the city of Maplewood, MN. People go there to cheat on their spouses, do speedballs, smoke meth, and to have all night ragers. Frequently, furniture and TV’s get thrown out doors and windows. People have been known to run down the nearby highway(s) buck naked. Also, there is a nearby trailer park to buy your party drugs.
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