81 definitions by Purplenado
I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
So, baddest of them all means that you are one down ass bitch. Like, the head bitch in charge. A cool head and calm demeanor. Make them transactions. Let the money flow like a vintage wine. Your look is a rich mixture of floral and street. Your eyes convene knowledge well beyond your years.
As she takes a toke of that sweet, sweet, Ghost Train Haze and a sip of her Pinot Gris wine, she exudes a cool, confident demeanor. She’s the baddest of them all.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
A person has ambiguous white privilege when they are confirmed by a DNA test as European, but, usually in the US, they are thought to be mixed, middle eastern, Mexican, etc. Usually happens to individuals of black Irish descent.
Megan Fox has ambiguous white privilege due to her looks. However, it seems not to matter too much as she’s a celebrity/
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.
I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023