Definitions by Purplenado

Kirk Crappins 

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

Kirk Crappins by Purplenado March 6, 2023

lickee 

A lickee is a big, slurpy lick from your dog, especially one with horrible breath.

My Poo Poo just gave me a huge ass lickee in my face and I just about puked.

lickee by Purplenado March 6, 2023

the never ending lawsuit 

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

the never ending lawsuit by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

Megan has grandma been drinking by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Ye Old Mill 

Ye Old Mill is a beloved attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. It is a love tunnel type ride. Some people (not me) take advantage of the darkness and over five minute duration of the ride to kiss and make out. Or, to take a toke off their vape (nicotine or cannabis).

My man and I are taking a ride on the Ye Old Mill. Wink, wink.

Ye Old Mill by Purplenado March 6, 2023

gradual school 

In the movie “The World According To Garp” that’s what the younger son, Walt, calls graduate school, where his mom teaches. He says “gradual school” and “gradual student.”

Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

gradual school by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Cisco syndrome 

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

Cisco syndrome by Purplenado March 5, 2023