slang term mainly used in southeastern Texas to describe one who pretends to be straight, but is in reality a huge homo.
Gary is a huge gemm, he tries to act like he's seen many'a pussy in his day, even though all he's seen is pickles.
by Punchy_207 June 18, 2022
if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
by Punchy_207 May 08, 2022
1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
1.
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 07, 2022
when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 09, 2022
rc cola has cost only 99 cents for a two liter for like the past decade, and tastes really good... the only bad thing about it is it goes flat kind of quick
by Punchy_207 May 22, 2022
A person who spends a lot of time trying to perfectly define a word/term on Urban Dictionary, spendings minutes upon hours trying to make their definition extremely long, and at the end of the day it sucks.
by Punchy_207 June 19, 2022
Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022