Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge

"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010

Ghetto nickel

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.

"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 01, 2010

Burnies

A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.

"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

Flibbertygibbit

Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons

"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010