Punchy McAssface Jr.'s definitions

Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Flibbertygibbit

Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons

"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Stinky Davis

A stinky davis is when you find someone who is sleeping, then you pull down your pants, and put their nose in your ass crack. When said victim is about inhales, you release a fart which travels directly through the persons nose, often waking and/or alarming the victim.

"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 4, 2010

Burnies

A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.

"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010