by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010
"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010
The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010
A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010
"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010