Punchy McAssface Jr.'s definitions
"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
Get the Dominican Showermug. by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010
Get the teatardmug. There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010
Get the Unintentional stranger exchangermug. "I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
Get the Billy Joel Specialmug. The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
Get the Sidewalk snail barriermug. Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge
"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010
Get the Unfriendly firemug. A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
Get the Spicy jazz fartmug.