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Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."
"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
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teatard

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010
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Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge
"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010
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Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
mugGet the August Ballsmug.

Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.
There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010
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Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house
"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
mugGet the Billy Joel Specialmug.

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