Definitions by Punchy McAssface Jr.

Unintentional stranger exchanger 

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.

There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.

Unintentional stranger exchanger by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010

party banished 

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

party banished by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010

teatard 

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

teatard by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

Serial butt toucher 

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

Serial butt toucher by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Ghetto nickel 

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.

"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"

Ghetto nickel by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

August Balls by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

Unfriendly fire 

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge

"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."

Unfriendly fire by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010