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A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010
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Get the Southbound Mud Pile mug."Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
Get the Asshole Accountant mug.A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
Get the Doo doo tweezer mug.A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
Get the Burnies mug.A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
Get the Spicy jazz fart mug.One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.
Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010
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