Pudge from Brockton, MA's definitions

High-nooner

It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.

Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 12, 2021

Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.

Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021

Fruit trees

Homosexual men

Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

Citrus thrips

Trump supporters. Also, Citrus thrips are yellow insects that feed off orange trees, and attack other fruit trees.

Trump's diehard citrus thrips still think he won re-election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

Warm Milk

Warm Milk is what Joe Biden supporters get intoxicated and brain dead off.

Obama supporters drank the Kool-Aid. Trump supporters drank the Trumpicana Juice. Biden supporters drink Warm Milk.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 30, 2021

6.9

It's a 69 interrupted by a period.

Me and my girl tried having a 69 last night, but her Aunt Flo unexpectedly came by, so it ended up being a 6.9.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 26, 2021

Bigdaddy

Joe "Bigdaddy" Biden. jr.

Donald J Trump may been my daddy from 2016 to 2020, but Bigdaddy is my new daddy.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 25, 2021