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Definitions by Pudge from Brockton, MA

High-nooner 

It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.
Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!

Geritol Joe 

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.
Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

Fruit trees 

Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.

Citrus thrips 

Trump supporters. Also, Citrus thrips are yellow insects that feed off orange trees, and attack other fruit trees.
Trump's diehard citrus thrips still think he won re-election.
It's a 69 interrupted by a period.
Me and my girl tried having a 69 last night, but her Aunt Flo unexpectedly came by, so it ended up being a 6.9.
6.9 by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 26, 2021
Joe "Bigdaddy" Biden. jr.
Donald J Trump may been my daddy from 2016 to 2020, but Bigdaddy is my new daddy.

Trumpicana Juice 

Similar to "drinking the Kool-aid" that Democrats sip, but it's the juice that spews out of Donald J. Trump's mouth, that Republicans guzzle down.
"Republicans think Trump won an election he lost by over 7 millions votes, and by, not one or two, but by 5 red states turning blue. Republicans keep drinking the Trumpicana Juice."