Definitions by Publius0987
Faggot One-Upmanship
After Biden went out of his way to appoint tropishly gay individuals to his administration, Trump praised Arnold Palmer's cock in front of a crowd and then lived with Elon Musk for four months in a the most embarrassing game of Faggot One-Upmanship ever played.
Faggot One-Upmanship by Publius0987 September 18, 2025
Makeup Men
This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.
Makeup Men by Publius0987 September 16, 2025
Puzzler
A supposedly High IQ individual who can do a puzzle pretty fast but can't solve any of humanity's problems with immense power and wealth.
An old school idiot savant.
An old school idiot savant.
It's pretty puzzling how all of these Puzzlers made it to the top of the food chain. Well, actually it's not. They're just the product of corruption, that's all.
Puzzler by Publius0987 September 12, 2025
Faggot Fuck Up
When a person or group fucks something up so badly that only an anti-evolutionary faggot could be responsible for it.
The United States has ruined the American Dream and is no longer a place that provides its people with a future, making it a giant faggot fuck up of a nation.
Faggot Fuck Up by Publius0987 September 9, 2025
Incompetent Queer
Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.
I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.
Incompetent Queer by Publius0987 August 26, 2025
Homocratic States of America
The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.
I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!
It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?
It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?
Homocratic States of America by Publius0987 August 18, 2025