Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.
"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."
by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009
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nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.
"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."
by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009
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soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."
by ProgPrincess January 01, 2010
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darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.
"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."
by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009
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femmefriend

A male friend who when things 'pop-off', or the proverbial 'shit hits the fan', instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.
"I sure wish J.D. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend."
by ProgPrincess March 20, 2010
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lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.
"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."
by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009
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Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.
"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."
by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009
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