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by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
Get the Penismug. A ZarrK9 is a sexual position where one puts their foot in a guys mouth whilst panting and barking like a canine (K9). It's not really known where or how this sexual position came about but Dr Tim Jordan of IFF & Sexual Studies did say this when interviewed "i think my mum invented it when i was in Ghana, we got this bloke off the streets that had a foot fetish and my god, the experience was so good."
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
Get the ZarrK9mug. Meaning: In June 2017, scientists at NASA discovered a type of life on Mard. This isn't human life but Plant life! A Nebula has been put in the Plant Category of "Folf". Nebula (Folf) is thought to be carnivorous but it's not yet known what this plant eats exactly.
Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."
Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."
by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019
Get the Nebulamug. A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020
Get the Cat Tailmug. Meaning: A word used to describe a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds that you consume over and over again. This is usually followed by vomiting which is then blended together then squashed into a burger shape again and consumed.
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
Pronouncation: Mac-Sen (This could also be pronounced Mac-Sing)
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
Pronouncation: Mac-Sen (This could also be pronounced Mac-Sing)
by ProffFartuart November 8, 2021
Get the Macsenmug. An amazing friend with a heart of gold, always looks out for people when she can and is there when you need someone the most, if you have a friend called Avvy-Isabelle, keep her close as you will struggle to ever find a friend as unique and kind as she is. She is truly one of a kind. (Cute otter too)
by ProffFartuart November 20, 2019
Get the Avvy-Isabellemug. Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.
Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.
This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.
This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."
Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
Get the Ash Batmug.