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by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
Get the Penis mug.A ZarrK9 is a sexual position where one puts their foot in a guys mouth whilst panting and barking like a canine (K9). It's not really known where or how this sexual position came about but Dr Tim Jordan of IFF & Sexual Studies did say this when interviewed "i think my mum invented it when i was in Ghana, we got this bloke off the streets that had a foot fetish and my god, the experience was so good."
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
Get the ZarrK9 mug.The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
Get the West Ham Way mug.A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020
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Get the Baggyish mug.Meaning: A word used to describe a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds that you consume over and over again. This is usually followed by vomiting which is then blended together then squashed into a burger shape again and consumed.
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
by ProffFartuart November 8, 2021
Get the Macsen mug.Meaning: A word used to describe a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds that you consume over and over again. This is usually followed by vomiting which is then blended together then squashed into a burger shape again and consumed.
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
Pronouncation: Mac-Sen (This could also be pronounced Mac-Sing)
It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
Pronouncation: Mac-Sen (This could also be pronounced Mac-Sing)
by ProffFartuart November 8, 2021
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