by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022
Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
by Professor grandmaster G October 20, 2017
Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.
She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.
by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020
The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.
by Professor grandmaster G March 25, 2018
Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.
by Professor grandmaster G July 07, 2021
Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.
by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017