Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 01, 2020

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

Jiggle-o

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

by Professor grandmaster G June 19, 2023

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 07, 2021

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017