Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Protestennial

Perennial millennial who is hell bent on protesting every fucking thing he can.

Protestennials are upset that Monopoly published a version dedicated to them.

by Professor grandmaster G November 15, 2018

maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 7, 2021

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024