eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 07, 2021

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

OUAA!

Slogan for Opening up America Again and also the sound the health system will make two months after implementing this plan.

The word “wah!” And the acronym “OUAA!” Will be interchangeable in the future.

by Professor grandmaster G April 16, 2020

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023