Definitions by Professor grandmaster G

Conceitgnorance 

The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.

Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.

The level of Conceitgnorance in today’s social media is off the charts.

Conceitgnorance by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018

Putin’s putain 

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

Putin’s putain by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

Spouse by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018

Sixth instinct

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.

Sixth instinct by Professor grandmaster G May 25, 2018

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

Malort face by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

EDM fluffer 

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.

When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.

EDM fluffer by Professor grandmaster G March 26, 2018

iPhraud 

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

iPhraud by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017