eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.
The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.
by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022
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Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.
Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
by Professor grandmaster G October 20, 2017
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coroniac

Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.
She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.
by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020
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EDM fluffer

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.
When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.
by Professor grandmaster G March 25, 2018
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abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
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PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.
by Professor grandmaster G July 07, 2021
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iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.
I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!
by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017
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