Professor Booty's definitions

heugler

A tool, queer, posuer, etc. Based upon a certain student that attends Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. Quite possibly the gayest(both literally and a figure of speach)man alive.

Joe: Put away the Laser,(a 40oz malt liquor brand)THE HEUGLER'S COMING!!!
Ryan and Cole: Fuck that queer, he's a smacktard.
Jake:Pass me the Laser dude.

by Professor Booty June 12, 2004

ghetto wifi

A really long ethernet cable.

I can access the internet anywhere in my house using my ghetto wifi.

by Professor Booty May 13, 2004

ploov

Ploov is an insult. It's another way to call someone a tool, a dumbass, a posuer, or a bitch. This word is deeply rooted in Mrs.Herken's advisory class at Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. The students started using ploov since the teacher didn't know what it meant and that way they could easily avoid getting a detention.

Ex 1: Good Charlotte is music for ploovs, but Beastie Boys and Franz Ferdinand is music for cool ppl.

Ex 2: Charlie Heugel is a ploov...so is Mrs. Herken

by Professor Booty June 21, 2004

patooty

in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.

A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

jizz trap

Your mother's mouth

Hey man, your mom's mouth is a jizz trap

by Professor Booty January 2, 2004

Rolling the dice

to masturbate; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice

"What are you doing she asked?" She asked.
"Rolling the dice bitch!"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004