Prof. Goldman's definitions

Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

Micheal Jackson

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010

Verruckt

German for 'crazy' or 'insane'.

Diese Leute sind verruckt!

These people are crazy!

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

House of the Dead 2

A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.

This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

The Beatles

The most overrated band of all time. Sure, they were influential, you can't deny that, but their music is not as great as everyone makes it out to be. They do have a couple great songs (including Come Together, If I Fell, and I Saw Her Standing There), but it's not like all of them are fucking gifts from God, which is what is widely believed.

Mike: The Beatles are fucking GODLIKE!

Steve: Dude, their incredibly overrated.

Mike: Shut up, you're just a 13 year old that doesn't know what the hell he's talking about!

by Prof. Goldman February 21, 2010

Pep rally

A loud, idiotic event that is held to make members of a school team feel special about themselves when in truth they are no more important than any other student. They are an attempt at forcibly getting sane students (who are considered emos) to show school spirit, and are only enjoyed by idiotic students, which is generally most of the school.

I felt like shooting myself at the pep rally.

by Prof. Goldman February 18, 2010