Prof. Goldman's definitions

Micheal Jackson

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010

yeah

In conversation: A yes or no response

In texting: A conversation killer

Jeff: I think the history tests are getting harder and harder by the week, and whenever I try and ask for help, she brushes me off as not worth it or something. I swear, that woman has some problems.

Julie: Yeah.

by Prof. Goldman July 3, 2012

Party Rock Anthem

The song played at every school dance.

There's Party Rock Anthem again.

by Prof. Goldman December 16, 2011

Pep rally

A loud, idiotic event that is held to make members of a school team feel special about themselves when in truth they are no more important than any other student. They are an attempt at forcibly getting sane students (who are considered emos) to show school spirit, and are only enjoyed by idiotic students, which is generally most of the school.

I felt like shooting myself at the pep rally.

by Prof. Goldman February 18, 2010

Verruckt

German for 'crazy' or 'insane'.

Diese Leute sind verruckt!

These people are crazy!

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010