A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020
My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus
We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
The male analog of Karenazi
A compound word comprised of Kevin and nazi. Replace all instances of "Karen" with "Kevin" (and alter gender-specific pronouns as needed) below to respect male gender identity of someone exhibiting the described behavior.
Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.
The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
A compound word comprised of Kevin and nazi. Replace all instances of "Karen" with "Kevin" (and alter gender-specific pronouns as needed) below to respect male gender identity of someone exhibiting the described behavior.
Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.
The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020