Princess MoMo's definitions

cockfucius

The Confucius of cock-related matters

Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius

by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020

hypocritorade

The preferred drink of hypocrites

Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.

by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020

coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.

Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.

by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020

quarantyranny

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens

When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?

by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020

quarantopia

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.

The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Kevinazi

The male analog of Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Kevin and nazi. Replace all instances of "Karen" with "Kevin" (and alter gender-specific pronouns as needed) below to respect male gender identity of someone exhibiting the described behavior.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.

Kevinazi is going to call the coronacops on us if we don't stand more than six feet apart.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020