Princess MoMo's definitions

quarantyranny

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens

When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?

by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020

Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.

My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

quarantopia

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.

The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014

hypocritorade

The preferred drink of hypocrites

Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.

by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020

Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.

My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!

by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014