The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020
A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus
We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.
My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014