coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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quarantyranny

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens
When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?
by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020
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Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
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cockfucius

The Confucius of cock-related matters
Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius
by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020
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coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.
by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus
We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights
by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
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Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Karen and nazi.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
I was minding my own business, walking into my building, but Karenazi demanded to see my ID proving I lived there. When I refused, she blocked the front door unless building security finally came out and asked her to move.
by Princess MoMo April 21, 2020
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