A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
by PrezMeister October 13, 2007
When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
by PrezMeister December 06, 2007
A female peadophile.
by PrezMeister June 20, 2007
Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister August 29, 2007
Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.
by PrezMeister April 29, 2007
Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.
by PrezMeister December 06, 2007
I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.
by PrezMeister March 06, 2007