PrezMeister's definitions

Shedophile

A female peadophile.

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile

by PrezMeister July 18, 2007

Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.

Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

by PrezMeister May 11, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Cweef

It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.

Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Solid Snake

A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.

I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007