Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

by PrezMeister March 07, 2007

Shedophile

A female peadophile.

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile

by PrezMeister July 18, 2007

A Chinese Wisper

When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.

Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.

by PrezMeister September 06, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 06, 2007

Five-A-Day

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.

(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg

by PrezMeister January 01, 2008

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 01, 2008

Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.

The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(

by PrezMeister January 01, 2008